Some big Star Wars events happen every May. First there's May The Fourth Be With You, then there's George Lucas' birthday (May 14th), and the 35th anniversary of New Hope's release is later this month (the 25th). This is also the month Disney's Hollywood Studios starts their Star Wars Weekends event, taking place every Friday through Sunday starting today and ending June 10th.
Each year they release funny print ads to promote Star Wars Weekends. The most recent ones and a video (via /film) are below, and we've added some good ads from previous years also. As great as these are, we feel there are other scenes they left out. Where's the one of Jek Tono Porkins asking for a seat belt extension for the shuttle van from the hotel? And we all know there should be a picture of Hayden Christensen's Vader hurriedly ducking into a gift shop looking for tampons. For his vagina.