It’s been a while since we’ve seen or heard anything from the Hitman franchise. For a while Hitman crap was everywhere — in addition to the video games, there were books, comics and even a really terrible Hollywood movie, and then it all went away. For the last few years Hitman developer IO Interactive has been working on Kane and Lynch (another “oh, please make us into a multi-media franchise!” series if there ever was one) while Hitman has laid dormant.
Well, nobody really liked Kane and Lynch that much, so Hitman’s comin’ back baby! Hitman: Absolution arrives this November and today IO Interactive and Square-Enix released the game’s first trailer. Hit the jump to check it out…
Well, uh, okay…that was a thing. Guess this new Hitman is replacing stealth with vinyl-clad nun kung fu. I’ll need to see more vinyl-clad nuns before I decide, but I think I may be on board.
via FanCensus
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An RPG? These nuns should know better. That kind of lifestyle can lead to bad habits.
The worst part is he just washed up and changed his clothes.
“Kill a bus full of leather wearing monks, clean up, and now I have to kill a covent of sexy vinyl nuns…gonna need some ABSOLUTION after today!”
Absolutetionly
He’s going to hell.
Hmmph.