Sin City: A Dame To Kill For is currently shooting at director Robert Rodriguez’s Troublemaker Studios in Texas, and a bunch of actors from the original are coming back. Among them is Jessica Alba, who will return to play the brainy stripper Nancy. If you don’t remember her (How?) allow us to jog your memory.
THIS IS WORK RELATED. BLOGGING RULES.
Er, sorry, I almost went straight for a second there. Jessica Alba can have that effect. And it seems she’ll be having even more of this effect in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For.
Jessica Alba tells Vulture she’ll be doing more dancing in the sequel:
“I had to learn a bunch of dance sequences for it,” Alba told us at a Sundance party for A.C.O.D. “I do a lot more dancing in this one.” So much more that she needed three months to prep for the part. “It was kind of crazy,” she said. “It was very, very difficult, and you’ll see why.”
If only there were GIFs to describe our reaction to this…
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Is that a gif from the Saturday morning Street Fighter cartoon? Oh, man, what a shit show that was.
Indeed it is. Even as a kid I knew just how god awful that show was, especially compared to the awesome animated movie. But it was such a car wreck, and I couldn’t look away. Next up: The Mortal Kombat Cartoon (Kartoon?).
Both were awful and I’m pretty sure are on Netflix. so… yeah.
I beat Final Fight on PSN, and discovered that I had unlocked the episode where Street Fighter and Final Fight crossover. Props for being honest that repeated punches to the head would cause brain damage, I guess.
The only thing worse was the DarkStalkers cartoon. I’m pretty sure whoever made that never even played the games. Ever.
It’s like a rule that any Street Fighter related entertainment must be atrocious. But I still love the hell out of the JCVD Street Fighter movie with Raul Julia playing Latino M. Bison, and Miklo as Ken. It is an awful movie, but I don’t care.
Tits, or GTFO already.
My thoughts exactly. Another movie for her not to be nude in. She’s not that good of an actress for people to care.
I’m looking forward to her complaining about how no one takes her seriously as an actress again. Now that she’s decided to limp through a movie without Dane Cook.
I think this is the only good news the internet has given me today.
It’s impossible not to respect Jessica Alba as a master thespian.