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Megan Fox compared Michael Bay to Hitler in an interview with Wonderland Magazine back in 2009. It was part of a series of weird back-and-forth between those two. Then Megan Fox was written out of the third Transformers amid speculation about the real reason behind the firing. Michael Bay told GQ, “I’m sorry, Megan. I’m sorry I made you work twelve hours. I’m sorry that I’m making you show up on time. Movies are not always warm and fuzzy.” He also said it was producer Steven Spielberg’s suggestion to fire her. And yet they kept Shia LaBeouf. Thanks a lot, Spielberg.
Now Michael Bay returns to dispense more chill pills about Ninja Turtles. He posts at his official site, “TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!”
He doesn’t add anything to that, but Variety reports Megan Fox will be playing April O’Neil. She beat out Jane Levy, Anna Kendrick, and Elizabeth Olsen for the role. She must have washed his Ferrari really well. (Not a euphemism.)
(H/T: The Film Stage)
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Oh f*ck you Michal Bay. Megan Fox as Apirl over Anna Kendrick? Just f*ck you.
Megan Fox over any of those ladies is a crime. But then, this is a sure-to-be-terrible Michael Bay film we’re talking about, so maybe it’s better this way.
Anna Kendrick would have made a perfect April. Yet you are right jj junior this son of a bitch is gonna ruin everything. Thanks Obama!
I would’ve sworn this film was aborted a while back. Was it actually just the screenplay and the alien angle that were discarded?
They slashed the budget and moved the start date. As far as we know, it’s still the same stupid alien thing.
In an inspired casting decision she’ll be playing Donatello
Does this mean she banged Optimus Prime for the part? As we know, Donatello does machines.
Can we stop pretending that the Ninja Turtles was some sacred piece of art? I loved them as much as the next guy growing up, but most 90′s kids grew up on the TV show and not the comic book. And the TV show was just an excuse to sell my parents 35 different action figures.
Besides, there’s nothing Bay can do that would be worse than the 3rd Turtles movie anyway.
That’s amazing! Is there a website that you can direct us to that will help US make that kind of money?
They should have her play Venus so teenage boys can get confusing erections over a turtle. If they are going to kill the franchise they might as go balls deep into the
stuff we are trying to forget.
I fully expect Mark Wahlberg to be cast as the voice of Splinter. Don’t be surprised when it happens.
As much as I dislike the “movie” from Michael “BANG! BOOM! POW!” Bay, I would love nothing more than for this to end up being some sick revenge plot against Megan Fox:
BAY: No hard feelings Megan. In fact, I think I even have a part for you in Turtles.
FOX: Really?!
BAY: Yep. It’s the part you were born for kid! You play Bebop. A deeply misunderstood enemy of the turtles. Strong and sexy, yet vulnerable. It will finally let movie audiences see the real you.
FOX: I’m in!
BAY: Great. Let’s get you to makeup.
I don’t get it. The world know how bad this guy sucks. Why does he keep getting work?
Ana Kendrick? I would have seen it, and bought the Blu-Ray. Now I’m not even going to bother laughing at it when it rolls around.