MC Hammer Next To Be Sacrificed To The Juggalos At Their Annual Gathering

Poor MC Hammer. It’s come to this. Now, I’m gonna date myself a bit here, but I can actually remember a time when MC Hammer was ON TOP OF THE FREAKIN’ WORLD! The man was awash in riches and b-tches, and then he blew it all, and now he’s agreed to perform at the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos after two performers — although “performer” would be a generous word to use to describe Tila Tequila — were nearly maimed and dismembered by the Insane Clown Posse’s deranged fanboys and fangirls?!

Reports TMZ:

The Insane Clown Posse — the group behind the GOJ — just announced the return of the 4-day concert via YouTube … with a line-up that includes MC Hammer, Psycho Jesus, and Lil Wyte.

Tila Tequila and Method Man were featured performers at last year’s Gathering — but each left the stage dripping with blood after fans went ballistic … and pelted them with rocks and beer cans.

The concert is set to go down in August — leaving Hammer with a whole 2 months to change his mind … unless he really needs the money.

I have no idea what goes on at the Gathering of the Juggalos and I don’t want to know. But if you do, here’s the 27 MINUTE LONG INFOMERCIAL the band (I presume?) recently released on the event. It’s all Star Wars-y and features Vanilla Ice ( Yeah, that Vanilla Ice), according to people who sadly gave up a half hour of their lives to watch it.

And here’s the full lineup for the Gathering. I almost want to go to see Mystical and Juvenile performing for the Juggalos. That could be interesting!