Yes, the whole thing was lip-synced. And yes, the whole thing was more of a carnival spectacle (thanks to LMFAO, Nicki Minaj, M.I.A., & Cee Lo Green for the assists) than a musical performance. But Madonna’s Super Bowl halftime show entertained the hell out of me, and that’s what matters more than anything else, right? I especially loved the subversiveness of her performing “Like a Prayer,” a song rumored to be a secret ode to oral sex (“I’m down on my knees, I wanna take you there”). Also, the Material Girl looks pretty good for 53, no?
Best of all, Madonna’s whole performance just screamed, “Tell me how my a$s tastes, Gaga.” Oh and hey look M.I.A. snuck her middle finger in there…
Video of the whole spectacle after the jump…
Never forget…
(HT: Video via Daily What. Gif via SB Nation. M.I.A. flipping the bird screengrab via Hipster Runoff)
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M.I.A. just did what NBC was metaphorically doing
Gross.
“Also, the Material Girl looks pretty good for 53, no?”
No.
Touche!
Seconded. Only if your into incredibly muscular transgender looking grannies who would fistfuck you into a coma for failing to bring them the correct brand of prune juice.
I do not know what it is but I love me some Nikki Minaj.
I think I know what it is
I wish she was dead.
Me too. I think I know what it is though. Also, gayest halftime show by far, but undeniably entertaining.
Saw that. Laughed at how they can’t even do a delay right.
That first GIF is the only LMFAO image I’ve ever seen that hasn’t spun me into uncontrollable rage.
MIA’s gotta do something to get noticed, since she sucks donkey balls.
I’m holding out for a Superbowl at the Super dome (I refuse to use the new name) with Galactic as the halftime show. Until then, I’ll watch it at home.
Seconded. Everything you said.
Anyone else feel like the ‘Foo Fighters for 2013 Super Bowl Halftime Show’ movement should start in this thread? If so, I’ll take credit.
I may take it upon myself to lead the movement to make this happen.
Agreed. The Foo Fighters would make for a great half time show!!
I think MIA was upset that she had to regale herself under the Old Skank, like some sort of subservient musical prostitute that had to do as the pimp said and rebelled with her finger instead. Whatever, rebel by doing your own music and not having to do a cameo on a crappy Gwen Stefani rip off.
*shudder* This goes here [twitpic.com]
Madonna queefing cobwebs is not an entertaining half-time show. This was about as amusing as Extenz commercial.