
Hours prior to the Grammys broadcast last night I made mention of the potential "Who the f*ck is Bon Iver?" backlash should he win anything. Burnsy quickly noted that it would be made even better by Channing Tatum presenting said award to "Bone Eeverrrrrrr." So yeah, after last year's "Who the f*ck is Arcade Fire?" debacle we all saw it coming. I'm certain someone had Ned Stark ready to go weeks in advance.
There have been a few nuances to the inevitable and uninformed fallout that I did not anticipate that have spiced things up a bit though. 1) Bon Jovi comparisons/questions. 2) Justin Vernon going full Ernie McCracken + substitute teacher wardrobe for the awards. 3) "Sweet hookup." 4) The "Who the f*ck is Bon Iver?" crowd seeming enlightened compared to the "Who the f*ck is Paul McCartney?" and "I'd let Chris Brown smack me around" crowds. 5) The rise of Bonnie Bear and Bony Bear!
I've done some exhaustive research and "Bonnie Bear" turns out to be Justin Vernon's other alter ego. The one he transforms into when playing for Taylor Swift's animatronic Country Bear Jamboree band. The more you know. Thanks to FalseIdolator for doing the heavy lifting on that one.
Since this whole thing is no surprise I've included only the most important "Who the f*ck is Bon Iver?" reactions here. You know, the ones that speculate about Swedish boners. Enjoy.
Sources: WhoIsBonIver, Who-Is-Bon-Iver, Hipster Diet, Ned Hepburn




























I’ve actually never heard of Skillrex. Sounds like something I should use to eliminate difficult stains.
Some people think he’s a shit stain, so you actually have it the other way around.
I always get the feeling he could clean the sh*t out of my grill.
you remember the go-pro commercial with the Kayaker? BAM. Skrillex.
“It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.” – Taylor Swift #missedopportunity
“…it may have taken us a while to kind of get over the fact that we [the Grammys] were the victim of what happened.” —Grammys Executive Producer Ken Ehrlich on Chris Brown beating the shit out of Rhianna in 2009.
Fuck the Grammys.
well, if Justin Vernon were less of a primadonna, the mainsteam could have been exposed to bon iver all at once. But no! He opted for “integrity.” or, just “fuck it” perhaps.
Now, can we at least dispense with the idea bon iver is “indie?”
All the indie cred still firmly possessed by Jack Black and the Foo Fighters.
My favorite explanation is that a Bon Iver is a Swedish Boner
Hands down my favorite as well.
I loved that it was pronounced Bon H’Iver…Canada! Canada! Canada!
I love the Kanye fans that don’t realize Bon Iver was on two tracks of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, aaaaaaaaaand signed to West’s G.O.O.D Music record label…
THIS ALL DAY. smh
I think I’ll ask Siri to play me some “Boney Bear”; I really want to know what that sounds like.
Bon EYE-ver
/USA!USA!