In the event you haven’t heard of her, Kitty Pryde is kind of the new Kreayshawn — a white girl rapper who’s rapid ascent can be directly attributed to her looks and the internet — minus the ridiculously over-the-top “urban” persona. Some have also compared her to Lana Del Rey for similar reasons, in addition to perhaps not being ready for prime time. Pryde made her stage debut in NYC over the weekend — here’s how Billboard described the occasion.
The pint-sized redhead rapper, whose web persona has earned her this arguably premature concert, donned a strapless dress with a giant bow on the front that she nervously tugged at, remarking, “My boobs are gonna fall out. Y’all gonna take pictures and put them on your blog.” On the contrary, everything stayed intact and the writers in the room, who seemed to outnumber the fans, watched Pryde giggle her way through her very first stage show.
Admittedly, she’s not really my cup of tea (Honestly the main reason I’m posting this is because the thought of following up a Cat Power post with a Kitty Pryde post made me giggle) but I’ll let you judge for yourself: her new video for “Orion’s Belt” features Riff Raff and is embedded below.
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WHO IS THE DUDE IN THE VIDEO AND WHO LET HIM ANYWHERE NEAR A MICROPHONE OR AN ELECTRIC RAZOR I’M FURIOUS
I promise you, once you get past Riff Raff’s total inability to rap, he’s the absolute best.
laaaaame.
NPH knows how I feel
that shit is terrible.
I thought Kreayshawn was as bad as it could get, but this chick is even worse.
Although I do hope that she gives up on her “music” career and finds it more lucrative to do porn.
I would watch the shit out of her on some backroom casting couch, or exploited college girls.
1. How dare she name her stage name after my favorite X-Woman.
2. She’s no way near the talent level of Lana Del Rey.
3. Her videos, along with Shia LaBeouf’s recent destruction of another one of my favorite things has convinced me that we have officially reached the tipping point of what is considered music.
fuck everything about this shit
It’s safe to say that one of the more interesting beats I’ve heard in a while was recklessly wasted.
You know, I was really hoping ‘Riff Raff” was gonna be that bad ass little cat from the old Healthcliff cartoon. He might’ve saved that shitty video.
She’s cute, but her delivery sounds like she’s on downers. Do not want.
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. It’s like Skip Bayless, Colin Cowherd, and everyone at Fox News had a baby and taught it to troll.
Yes, Yes, Yes.
You win, A+ comment.
Cajun Boy you really need to stop posting music topics because your taste is just horrific. I’d say 2 out of every 3 posts about music you found has taken several weeks of my life expectancy.
Did you bother to take a minute to read the fucking post? (“she’s not really my cup of tea…Honestly the main reason I’m posting this is because the thought of following up a Cat Power post with a Kitty Pryde post made me giggle”)
Sounds more like an excuses, Cat power and Kitty stop it cajun your jokes are too funny.
I’m appalled you dared to write about her, even if it is to criticize her “music”. Don’t waste space on the web for such a crappy wannabe.
Oh, and shame for using such a stage name.
Don’t worry. These shitty buzz lady rappers will go away when studio execs realize that while they produce a lot of “buzz” they don’t actually produce any “money”
I thought they didn’t make quaaludes anymore…
I got on board there for a second for the quirkiness. Then there were these weird random noises she made. But I really fell off when the guy started and he rhymed Rhinoceros with Immaculate.
I didn’t watch the video and it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen;
I thought redheads were supposed to be *yawn* all fiery and spirited and . . .
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
what a horrible waste,theres 3 minutes of my life ill never get back
what is it with the internets love of untalented white people trying to rap?? at least terrible black rappers have the “struggle” and at least a bit of street cred, white people rapping cuz they are bored makes me want to punch faces
Aw Heyl no!
oh hey Uffie
Is Riff Raff wearing a Nintendo Power Glove? If so, it may have made this three minutes less of a waste.
I decided to check it out because I do hate myself.
Turns out, I don’t hate myself THAT much. Ugh. Kinda want to go back in time, sit down with Grandmaster Flash and the Sugar Hill Gang and talk them out of this crazy ‘rap’ thing, just so that video would have never happened.
Honestly, her rhythm isn’t that bad, and neither are the lyrics. But she sounds like she hates the fact that she has a slight bit of talent. And the dude at the end, Mr. Raff…um, no.