Are you guys sitting down? Because what I’m about to tell you may BLOW YOUR FREAKING MINDS.
Okay, are you ready? Here it goes: noted swaggy bro crackhead, Justin Bieber, may be getting a little too big for his britches. Yeah, I KNOW, right!?
Reports Billboard:
If you really don’t enjoy the type of music I make and that’s not you, OK. But don’t say I’m not talented. If you haven’t noticed, I wasn’t made-I was found.
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They say there’s a sophomore slump. I didn’t have one. It was really good to see [2012's Believe] at the top. When I was going on all these different talk shows when it was the No. 1 album of the year, just hearing that: No. 1 album of the year, Justin Bieber? That’s a really great feeling.
Move over Mariah Carey and Nikki Minaj, there’s a new diva in town!
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Uuuugh.
If he made crappy music for pre-teens but seemed like a sweet kid, that’s be one thing. But you know he’s a d-bag, and nothing’s worse than a cocky, untalented d-bag.
case in point: Kendrick Lamar.
LOL, where did that K. Dot comment come from?
This kid needs an ass kicking. Louis CK has a stand up joke where he talks about people in LA needing a punch in the face because of how they act and how they wouldnt get away with it where hes from because people just punch assholes in the face. This also applie to Kanye.
“Talented” is a relevant word. Some say that Ke$sha is talented… some people say Nikki Minaj is talented. Sane people know that those are false statements.
but hey, take all those 12 year-old girls’ money for as long as you can pal, you’re gonna need it.
Justin Bieber, meet Leif Garrett.
Buckle up, motherfucker.
I don’t know who’s Leif Garrett, and I’m a little afraid to find out lol.
JB is bigger than JC, everybody.
As for talent, he’s definitely good at attracting little girls with personality disorders. And I guess he’s a pretty good dancer. But if we’re talking musically, that’s just a matter of opinion; whether you’re talking about “talent” or “taste,” they’re practically the same thing, in a complementary sort of way.
I agree, Justin Bieber, I also think you are going to be terrible on SNL.