I know what you’re thinking: what could Chris Brown possibly do that — considering his already impressive track record of petulance, acrimony, mayhem, brutality and lunacy — would make everyone think even less of him in the wake up jumping Frank Ocean over a parking spot. Well, how about painting a picture of Jesus on the cross and then posting it to Instagram with the note that read, “Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!” Naturally, he has since deleted the photo, but here’s a screengrab of it.
In other Chris Brown news, why people still like him is apparently as baffling to “experts” as it is to us…
Join the club, y’all!
Thanks for the tip, John!
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Where the fuck do you even buy a turquois bowtie?
At the…toilet store…
I like that they gave Jesus great abs in that picture.
What Would Jesus Punch?
He would dog check Mary Magdelene if she stepped out
What does a “Chris Brown” do exactly?
Newsflash: Teenage girls are stupid.
Black Jesus is relieved.
That’s actually a painting I would consider mounting inside my fireplace.
I like things you don’t have to think about to enjoy.
Chris Brown is like Cobra Commander. He is not Particularly great at anything he does but he has tons of followers who are terrible and to them he can do no wrong.
They ask “what would Chris Brown Jesus do?” before hitting their girlfriends?
What he does is He turns Domestic assault indictments into fat ass checks Shawty.
So…can we crucify him now?