
When last we left “Ke$ha does something involving pee,” she was tweeting a photo of herself taking a leak on the street, just as the sages predicted. Nearly a year later, the Glitter Vomit Queen was left wondering, “How do I possibly top that? Let me take a swig of my urine, and then I’ll think of somethi— WAIT.”
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life is scheduled to premiere in the US on MTV in April and will give an insight into the eccentric singer’s habits. The 25-year-old says viewers can expect some strange things from the series, which was filmed by her journalist brother Lagan Sebert.
“It’s my brother and his weird friend following me around for the past two-and-a-half years. We didn’t know what we were doing per se, but it’s my little brother and he’s my best friend. He’s got me wasted at 6am…He got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t really want to see – making out with dudes, drinking my own pee, jumping out of a building, swimming with sharks…” she told BBC Radio 1.
“I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy…Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore.” (Via)
Your move, Beyoncé.
(Via)



Somewhere, Bear Grylls watches this video and raises a glass, “Cheers”
“Don’t forget to pair that piss with rabbit innards and the testicles of an endangered bison.”
Please remember that when urine comes out it’s sterile, but a warm liquid is an ideal place for bacteria to grow. So…. if you’re gonna drink it, drink it quickly.
Ah, so that’s why I get sick all the time…
So she’s a Machida now?
Yeah, I don’t think any part of that promo was “beautiful”
If that bitch is 25 then I’m from fucking Mars
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Maybe the 25 is dog years.
Batshit crazy attention whore talentless moron does something batshit crazy.
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Got it.
Kesha didn’t drink piss. She IS piss.