Poor Beyoncé, girl can’t catch a break. Sure, she’s rich, talented, one hell of a cook (you haven’t lived until you’ve tried her Crazy in Dove Enchiladas), married to the world’s most famous rapper, and still looks good even when she doesn’t look good. But she’s got a rough life. People — people she doesn’t even KNOW — are complaining about her… to the FCC. Haters gonna write angry, typo-ridden letters about butts and vaginas.
Deadspin got their mitts on “viewers’ complaints” the FCC received about Beyoncé’s Super Bowl halftime show, and there are some absolute gems in there. What did Sally Housewife think of the performance?
And John Nosex?
And let’s not forget Millicent Q. Chastity.
This one’s from me.
Hey, I made some good points about 2 Broke Girls. Read the entire PDF here.
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How dare Beyonce interrupt my 60 minutes of dudes mercilessly tackling each other with her vaginal region!?
The lady in the first problem had to send her son who can go to R and NC-17 rated movies outside? This country is filled with wimps and whiners.
In other words, “she has a vagina and in secure in her sexuality and that makes me uncomfortable!!” Shrill freakin’ harpies
Oh, this is rich indeed.
Yes, fine people because they offend your religion. What is this, Communist Uzbekikebistand?
Good thing these people never go to the beach or swimming pool. Those places are crawling with women who don’t seem to have heard of burkas either.
I always enjoy outrage from people who hate the human body in its natural form but don’t mind seeing people beaten or shot on TV.
Except, they’re probably also offended by burkas.
But you guys, her butt almost did show.
It was super icky, because that is where poo comes out.
I am far more offended by the complainants’ tenuous grasp on the English language than I am by boobs and butts.
Agreed. Appalling grammar from these frumps. But then, they might have been in such a blind rage over wishing they looked like Beyonce, that being articulate went out the window.
obviously these complaints are ridiculous, but not entirely off-base. it essentially was a highly talented striptease