A few months back "Celebrities With Twitter" popped up on Tumblr to feature celebrities making fools of themselves in their own words, on Twitter. But then the site went dark, with no posts for six or seven months, until it was revived again a couple of weeks ago -- and we are all better off for it.
I spent some time browsing through the CWT archive today, for laffs, and picked out 25 of the tweets out of the hundreds on the site that I thought were the best. Some made me guffaw, some left me shaking my head in pure amazement, and some left me feeling concerned for the survival of the human race. Like the site says, "Celebrities. They're just like you and me, but they suck at Twitter." Truer words have probably never been spoken. Enjoy...
This one is from a fake account but it's too awesome not to include.
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The last one is a parody account owned by a Filmdrunkard. Don’t take it down though. It’s awesome.
Oh, I knew that…I meant to put a note with it but forgot…which is why I placed it in the final spot.
Wheeeeeee! I’m faaaaaaaaaaamous!
I kinda think Rihanna’s response owns.
Goldie Hawn’s next tweet, “Steve Holt!,” ruled, though.
I feel ya, Lil Jon.
@Jenniferr…It kinda does, doesn’t it?
I had such a shitty day and this cracked me up. Thank you thank you thank you.
Oh love!
@michelle07…I think everyone had a shitty day today. It felt like the shittiest of shitty Mondays. Must be the moon or something.
Right?!? Stupid moon.
@Lydia…Let’s just cut the small talk and come over here and sit on my face.
Shitty Monday hollaback! Hey Lydia I gotcher real love right here I’m gonna fuck you like Monday just fucked me.
Wow. Kate Gosselin is illiterate in TWO languages.
Tyra Banks sounds like Dr. Evil.
proud to say that I don’t follow any of them 8)