Tiffani Thiessen co-hosted "Today" this morning. Here is a screenshot of her and Al Roker holding a huge freaking snake. Have a great day.

Al Roker says he's "laughing all the way to the bank," presumably because his fellow sharters all rushed out to buy his new book on sharting, or something.

I and anyone else vaguely familiar with the internet knew this Al Roker remix was inevitably coming. And here it is. Come on everybody, do the Dookie Dance!

Hello. Al Roker pooped his pants in the White House and Courteney Cox pees on her lawn. Have a great night.

Did Al Roker suggest in a tweet that he and Savannah Guthrie were going to go back to his place after lighting America's Christmas tree to take rips off of a giant bong and eat Funyuns all night? I do believe that he did.

Aerosmith appeared on "The Today Show" this morning, and in the course of their relatively brief appearance, lead singer and noted gypsy scarecrow Steven Tyler did the following things: 1) Looked straight into the camera and said the name of their chief ratings rival; and 2) Screamed the F-word at the top of his lungs while Al Roker was trying to do the weather. All in all a pretty solid showing.

If there's one thing you can count on when a hurricane hits U.S. shores, it's that some newsperson will get blown around by the wind and then we will all point and laugh at them for being morons.

Al Roker made a dumb face on 'The Today Show' and held it for SEVENTEEN UNINTERRUPTED SECONDS. I think he might be broken.

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