Guy Fieri didn't register the most obvious URL for Guy's American Kitchen and Bar, so programmer Bryan Mytko registered it and posted a hilarious menu.

In his ongoing effort to terrorize America's tastebuds, Guy Fieri is distributing new food abominations like S'mores pizza across the land.

When we last checked in on Pizza Hut, they were rolling out a cheeseburger crust pizza in the Middle East. Now, say hello to the "Double Sensation."

Hey, how bout some dessert to go with your cheeseburger crust pizza? Have some Kit Kat bars wrapped in sugary pizza dough, won't you?

In an apparent on-going effort to fatten up the rest of the world American-style, Pizza Hut -- which just released a pizza with hot dogs stuffed inside the crust in the UK -- is now offering a cheeseburger crust pizza in the Middle East.

Over the past few years, I have watched as the internet has repeatedly worked itself into a frothy, processed meat-craving frenzy each time McDonald's announces that it's selling McRib sandwiches again for "a limited time.