Here's an actual sentence from Guy Fieri's new book: “It was a lightning bolt of an idea in Flavortown that pranked the un-prankable mayor, Guy Fieri.” It's all downhill from there.

Watch Brooklynites react when told Guy Fieri will serve "cheddar-stuffed foie gras. It's a duck that's been force-fed nacho cheese for two months."

Two years after the "Mission Impossible"-style theft, we finally have a feature-length profile of the California teenager who stole Guy Fieri's Lamborghini.

Guy Fieri didn't register the most obvious URL for Guy's American Kitchen and Bar, so programmer Bryan Mytko registered it and posted a hilarious menu.

Ufford and I were in the same room as Guy Fieri on Saturday night and didn't know it. Oh what could have been.

Guy Fieri, whose best friends are named Gorilla, Kleetus, and Dirty P, recently bought a pinot noir vineyard in Sonoma County, California. God help us all.

In his ongoing effort to terrorize America's tastebuds, Guy Fieri is distributing new food abominations like S'mores pizza across the land.

These two deserve one another.

The Guy Fieri skit SNL didn't air Saturday Night is arguably funnier any of the ones that actually aired.