In an upcoming sure to be fascinating documentary, pop star Ke$ha drinks her own piss.

In related news: Iggy Pop and Ke$ha look exactly alike.

If you're literate, chances are you hate Ke$ha's atrocious "Tik Tok," in which the tone-deaf heifer makes the questionable claims that she brushes her teeth with whiskey and that men are attracted to her.

Add me to the long list of hacks who have declared the Simpsons "dead.