Craig Kilborn finished in 53,593th place. SO CLOSE.

Someone please do me a solid and put the Abortionplex on China's radar.

Over the weekend, North Korea's Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un had a bunch of people dress up as unauthorized Disney characters and frolic around on stage.

I ran across these last week, but since I didn't have Valentine's Day cards prepared for you guys yet I decided to hold off until today to deliver them.

The following conversation took place a little after midnight CST last night after a lady friend pinged me on gchat.