Dish Network wants to buy a cellular company, and it's not picky which. But why is it so desperate to get into mobile phones?

T-Mobile has decided when it comes to contracts and subsidies, its spirit animal is the honey badger.

T-Mobile just cannot win.

If you want your iPhone to be rocking 2G speeds, T-Mobile has a great offer for you.

T-Mobile is basically going to make a series of bad hookups and awkward choices, a bit like everybody else coming off a failed marriage to major corporation.

I'm a little worried about the T-Mobile Girl, you guys.

We've been whaling on the AT&T-Mobile merger for a while, not because we hate capitalism, but because it was so blatantly lazy, and the spin AT&T put on it was so blatantly disingenuous.

When we last checked in with the terrible idea of merging AT&T and T-Mobile, AT&T had just withdrawn their merger bid from the FCC over Thanksgiving to make sure their damning, unfriendly, and generally "no effing way this is ever happening dude" report wasn't released.

Hey, remember when AT&T tried to disguise a major setback in their attempt to gulp down T-Mobile like a fratboy gulps down a goldfish by pulling their FCC application over Thanksgiving.