Patch in and show your love for Kurt Sutter’s Sons of Anarchy. For every comment you leave, for every Facebook share, and for every Tweet in the Sons of Anarchy discussion posts, you can level your way up the SAMCRO hierarchy. Start your journey as the fingerless Bookeeper with a masturbation disorder and quickly work your way up to the First 9 (one of the nine original charter members), a Man of Mayhem (someone who has shed blood in the interests of SAMCRO), or a Sergeant at Arms (in charge of the club’s discipline). Only the most committed, active members will earn all 12 badges on their away to the top position, President of SAMCRO. Don’t be shy about pulling rank in the UPROXX comments section.