Carl’s Jr. debuted its new Western Bacon Cheeseburger ad featuring “Top Chef” judge Padma Lakshmi, and it is… wow. (Video below, see for yourself.) I remember they tried to do this with Paris Hilton and failed miserably because, duh, everyone hates Paris.
But this. This is a resounding success — assuming that the goal of the commercial was to give me a massive erection every time I smell a bacon cheeseburger. So maybe it’s not the most effective ad in that regard. Because let’s face it, I’m not gonna buy this six-dollar hamburger, but I will think about this ad as I make love to some warm ground beef. What? Don’t act like you’re not thinking about doing it, too.
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I’ll only eat a Carl’s Jr. burger if it was pressed against Padma Lakshmi’s crotch.
I’m still waiting for bacon to start loving me back.
I want to go to there.
the best fastfood burger ever? angry whopper, NO ONE DENIES THIS
I will think about this ad as I make love to some warm ground beef. What? Don’t act like you’re not thinking about doing it, too.
Well I wasn’t thinking about doing it! Dammit.
/brb
If that burger was chained up in my basement it would be a lot sexier.
If there’s mayo involved… no thanks.
ugh… food and sex just isn’t my bag, baby.
She’s hot…as long as you forget that she used to fuck Salman Rushdie regularly. Also…BILF?
There was a hamburger in that movie? I especially like the part where her top came off. Or was that just me that saw that?
Pft, that’s exactly how I eat every meal
In a related story, I’m not allowed within 300 feet of a Chuck E. Cheese
I’m not thinking about making love to warm ground beef, but thanks to you lil comment I’m thinking about YOU making love to warm ground beef.
and i’m strangely okay with it
Padma Lakshmi knows that was a cow once, right?
Keep in mind that Salman Rushdie gets to bang this chick every night.
Hmm..so if I get a Fatwa declared against me does that mean I too will probably get an incredibly hot chick?
/thinks of offensive things to say
Mohammed wears Joe Boxers
Allah is a Duke fan
Mohammed is the Smoke Monster from Lost
Padma? I hardly know Ma!
She knows Tim. She just doesn’t care and that is what makes her a rebel.
What is a Carl’s Jr.?
A “Carl’s Jr” is where Californians go when they feel like eating something a little more fancy than a shit sandwhich.
I saw this commercial online too, but it was for Hardee’s. Is Hardees and Carls Jr now the same thing
It’s what we folks here call Hardee’s.
And i’m Hardee as a fucking rock after watching that ad.
Why is she wearing curtains?
Hey did she use to do that one dude with the book?
“Keep in mind that Salman Rushdie gets to bang this chick every night.”
Not anymore; they divorced a couple of years ago. However, the fact that she willingly banged him for a few years should take her out of the “I’d Hit That” pool.
What is a Carl’s Jr.?
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