Merry Christmas, everybody: it’s seven minutes of lost “ALF” outtakes, in which everyone’s favorite party alien swears, sexually harasses the cast and crew, mimes drug use, and uses the N-word like it’s a Tourette’s tic. Clinto at the excellent Badtvblog writes:
The clip comes from a youtube user that bought the footage as a VHS tape off of Ebay ten years ago and to date it has never aired (for obvious reasons).
For those of you who don’t want to watch all seven minutes, here are some of the highlights:
1:20 — ALF says “Get the Pep Boys in here!” then pretends to snort cocaine.
4:38 — “N**ger! N**ger! N**ger!”
4:55 — More N-bombs
I dunno, maybe it’s because he’s a puppet, maybe it’s because this happened over 20 years ago, but I’m not really upset about it. He’s like a nicer, furry version of Mel Gibson. Oh man, could you imagine if Mel Gibson ate a cat? It would be performance art.
I want more like this!
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