Sandra Lee is not only the host of “Semi-Homemade Cooking” on the Food Network, she’s also dating New York governor Andrew Cuomo. And it’s a good thing, too, because these outtakes of Lee swearing and grabbing her boobs would be a minor scandal in any other state. Thankfully, New York is home to Eliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner, so Lee’s gonna need to be filmed in a lesbian hooker orgy for this to make a ripple in the state’s political arena. Can someone make that happen?
[The High Definite via Reddit]
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On a scale from 1 to Furious, I’m a solid 12 that this video appeared after my brief fill-in tenure came to an end.
I never would have expected that a video featuring a blond groping herself and saying “fuck me” would be safe to watch at work, but it almost is.
And what nice boobs they are.
Nobody doesn’t like Sandra Lee.
I’d like to pound her cake.
She was probably drunk off her ass. Which is a plus, as far as I’m concerned.
More than any other celebrity in the fucking world, I would love to pound this woman’s snatch with the intensity of a toned retard released from the slammer.
She cooks, she gropes herself, and uses curse words. Marriage material, period.
In the words of the great Hank Moody, “I kind of want to fuck her but I also kind of want to punch her in the face.”
Am I to understand that her implants are homemade?
P.S.
I have a semi.
She’s like a thinking man’s Joanna Kern (aka Maggie Seaver from Growing Pains.)