I’m much too old and cynical to be watching MTV’s Video Music Awards, but as a blogger I’m required to acknowledge that they happened. So here’s everything you need to know: Beyoncé announced on the red carpet that she’s pregnant, 
Lady Gaga dressed in drag, Justin Bieber looks more like a lesbian than ever before, and people remembered that Amy Winehouse died. There you go. I just saved you four hours with that one sentence.
You know what I watched last night? A little bit of the Saints-Raiders preseason game and seven episodes of “Friday Night Lights.” I’m watching from the very beginning, and even though I’ve seen most of Season 1, I’d forgotten how much I enjoyed it. I come to tears almost every episode. That’s how awesome Minka Kelly looks in a cheerleading uniform.
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If I didn’t read the last post here on Friday I wouldn’t have even known this was on.
/watched the Yankees, continued to read “A Feast for Crows”
I heard The Karate Kid accepted Lady Gaga’s award…is this true?
You might as well skip past season 2. As far as I’m concerned, it just never happened.
@UU You up to “A Feast for Crows” already? Who spends the whole summer reading fantasy books? Nerd!
/read COK,SOS, and AFFC this summer
She’s pregnant? Great. 9 months of her stomach being plastered on every magazine, newspaper, and celebrity website in America.
/moving to Antarctica
Beyonce with mommy titties? Yes please.
I’m not the only one who would still nail a pregnant Beyonce, am I?
Better headline: “Attention whore whores for attention.”
From the pics I saw this morning, Jonah Hill wins in the lesbianic clothes contest. Vegas took lots of cash since Gaga came in only third.
@SuperJenius – Much rather have magazines plastered with Beyonce, someone with genuine talent who clearly kept the pregnancy under wraps for as long as possible, than any Kardashian coverage. I would wait until Kim K is knocked up before moving to Antarctica
Don’t be deterred by the sophomore slump on FNL’s season 2 when you get there – it returns to form big-time after that, and stays there. Such a good show. And Minka Kelly has now dumped that tit Jeter, thus beginning phase one of my foolproof plan to marry her by year’s end. Incidentally, any tips on where to anonymously purchase chloroform would be appreciated.
Good call on watching FNL all the way through. As for Season 2, you gotta take the good with the bad.
And as for Minka Kelly…
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Hi Beyonce, I’m glad you are having a baby, so you all can make you all’s family complete. Good thing here happy for you both. You will have a very beautiful baby and a healthy one at that. Keep up the good work. Try to get as much rest as you can you will bounch back into shape. The world is watching and you all will do fine. Lord knows you will not have to buy nothing for the baby. God bless you both and much love coming your way from my family to yours…….