
To celebrate the beginning of Hanukkah (or Chanukkah, SORRY JEWS), Conan began a new soon-to-be tradition on his show last night: the lighting of the Human Centipede Menorah. It’s exactly what it sounds like: nine unfortunate souls in rubber outfits, attached together ass-to-mouth with giant electric lights on their backs.
It’s a funny idea, even if The Human Centipede has been out for over a year, but I have a question: who are the poor bastards that make up the 36 appendages-long menorah? Stage-hands? Interns? Homeless people picked up off the street, lured inside under the promise of a hot meal before being knocked out, only to wake up hours later with their trap around someone’s crap? All I do know is that the Asian guy up front, DEFINITELY not Jewish.



Judaism: Come for the Circumcision, stay for the ass-eating!
re: SORRY JEWS
In the words of Annie: you should probably say the whole word.
Probably interns. That’s the price you pay for a kick-ass TV internship: groveling and ass-kissing.
Even if it’s already been out a year? Even if?
You sir, are no longer my go to guy on the timeliness of ass-eating!
I’m going to go with improv group whose members now regret telling their families that they were going to be on Conan last night.
“… Asian guy up front, DEFINITELY not Jewish.”
Maybe he converted, like Hall-of-Famer Rod Carew.
Yeah, now that Stoudemire’s jewish, who knows!
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hanukkah sucks ass