Valentine’s Day is coming up next week. While many people will celebrate it by spending time with someone they’re deeply in love with, for others, it can be kind of a weird day. It can serve as a painful reminder that you haven’t found a soul mate yet, or that you did, but the relationship fell apart for one reason or another. That can be tough, and it’s not like it’s super easy to avoid. Commercials, TV shows, advertisements, displays, and marathons of saccharine, lovey-dovey movies are shoved in your face in the days leading up to February 14th. Sometimes it feels like the only way to deal with it is to go full “sad lady in a rom-com” and
hide out in your apartment in your sweatpants, eating ice cream out straight out of the container and watching whatever dumb police procedural or lawyer show you can to get your mind off of it all for an hour at a time.
If any of that last paragraph describes you this week, I’d like to pass along this advice: eff that. Life is too short and cool to sit around feeling bad for yourselves, especially over an artificial holiday created to drive flower and teddy bear sales. Get out, enjoy life, do things. THERE’S BEAUTY IN THE WORLD, Y’ALL. Find it! And if you make a legitimate, good faith effort to take the day by the goddamn horns and you still end up feeling a little sad and alone on Valentine’s Day, allow me to relay this message in the form of a corgi butt from all of us at Uproxx.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
Corgi butt via The Daily Corgi
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That can be tough, and it’s not like it’s super easy to avoid.
Not to mention all the people that are all, “OMG I HATE Valentine’s Day! It’s a fake holiday! It’s so stupid! I can’t have fun with anything!”
The Oatmeal said it best: Less complaining. More sexy rumpus.
[theoatmeal.com]
The worst people are the ones who are all, “OMG, I must be so sad to be alone on Valentine’s Day!”
Really, it doesn’t bother me, but if it did, you’d be rubbing salt in the wound right now. So shut up and just share those chocolates that your boyfriend sent you.
Sounds like someone is still hurting over that UNC loss the other night.
Also: that Corgi butt. C’est magnifique!
I’m printing that last picture and putting it in my wife’s Valentines Day card.
For all you single guys out there, here’s what I used to do:
Find a bar singles Valentine’s Day bar crawl, make up a bunch of valentines, and hand them out to any girl you think is good looking enough to bang. It’s so simple, yet perfect. Some girls will laugh and walk away, some will give you a weird face, but enough will want to stop and talk to you about how sweet and cute it is, that it’s a slam dunk.
Life is too short? Have you ever *been* alive? It’s long as fuck.
Is it just me or is CorgiFriday seriously been lacking the last few weeks?
Pics! Pics! Pics!!!!
Matt gave us moar pics. Let my avatar and this guy tide you over a bit more.
Deep breath, people. We already did two slideshows today, so I just wanted to take it easy on the multipagers. We’ll be back to a 15-30 page gallery next week.
Also, Matt already posted, like, EVERY picture of a corgi ever taken, so finding 30 non-duplicates every week is tough as shit. That dude was a prodigy.
No complaints here, DG; it’s all in good fun.
Mulatto butts > Corgi butt
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!
FRAK. That was supposed to be Liz Lemon.
It was supposed to be on the 13th, but all the women got lost.
A single corgi provides twice as much cuteness as your standard puppy. It’s a widely believed fact!
…Which means that *two* corgi puppies could threaten the very fabric of reality. Let’s chance it!
Let’s not forget the best part about Valentine’s day: 50% of candy tomorrow!
You know what I meant.
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