There's been several new casting developments over the last week on Ryan Murphy's "American Horror Story." Let me just get this out of the way first, so you know where I stand: I panned the pilot back in October calling it a "cocked-up, senseless, sh*tty wet-dream nightmare of camp and stomach-pit revulsion." But morbid curiosity got the better of me, so I watched the second episode. And the third, and the fourth, and before I knew it, that damn show had hooked me. I didn't think that Murphy could sustain the show an entire season, much less multiple seasons, but hell if he didn't succeed. The lapses in logic and the pure batsh*ttery made it all the more entertaining.
I was right about him sustaining it for a second season, though. It turns out, however, that he doesn't have to. Ryan Murphy is pulling a neat little con by starting all over, turning the second season into another horror story, this one set in a mental institution, and bringing back several of the actors from the first series, who will be in completely different roles. Foremost among them is Jessica Lange, the true standout of the first season. The second season will now revolve around her. Zachary Quinto will also be returning, along with Evan Peters, Sarah Paulson and Lily Rabe, each playing different characters in a different story.
However, there is ONE cast member who is not returning -- or at least, it hasn't been announced, so far. That's Alexendra Breckenridge, who is basically the FX network's version of Christina Hendricks. People, she is insane. Is she her character, Young Moira O'Hara, sexier than Joan Allen or Annie Edison? Don't answer that question just yet. Check out the GIF slideshow, and then report back on your findings.
























Daenerys Storm Born and her dragons will lay waste to that ginger housekeeper and leave the American Horror Story house in ashes.
As diverting and commendable as that was, as soon as I see any variation of the slutty French maid – guess Moira is Oirish? – my mind automatically wanders to Colleen Camp from Clue: [www.youtube.com] I may be some time.
Dear, sweet Yvette.
Yes.
Begins slow clap…well done Sir.
I believe you are clapping with one hand sir, AND NOT SLOWLY!
Does she wear that maid’s outfit with the black stockings and garters every episode? If so, I need to watch this show.
Yes. She was a ghost. However she’s that young and pretty to the husband. To the wife she’s an old lady. Possibly the only thing about the show that I thought was clever.
Seriously, that show is garbage. Terrible leads, stock characters, bad editing, plus who the eff wants to see Dylan McDermott get some?
She looked better on True Blood when she was boning Bill Compton
NSFW: [www.dailymotion.com]
Please, please, please, nobody come to my office and ask me to do something that involves standing up from behind my desk.
Am I the only person who remembers her as a blond in Courteney Cox’ (underappreciated) FX show Dirt?
*hipsterboner*
I feel dirty.
“Is her character, Young Moira O’Hara, sexier than Joan Allen?”
I think you mean Joan Harris. Unless you really do mean Joan Allen. Hey, I’m not here to judge…I had a thing for Mary Tyler Moore when I was 13. (Though in my defense, it was “Dick Van Dyke Show”-era MTM, so…)
No. Because as hot as young Moira looks, the reality is Moira looks like this : [image.com.com]
And in the back of my mind I can’t quite forget that.
This is a pretty awkward list at this point and time. Doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing.
Yeah, she’ll scrub.
I’m reserving judgement until we get GIF shows of Joan and Annie in the same outfit doing the same poses. Until then, I’ll be in the Fap-U-Tron.
You are like a hyperbole and anger machine for me dustin. Learn to reel in your descriptive words or you have no where to go when something is streets ahead.
While she’s a fine example of slutty goodness, she has a ways to go before she’s crowned the sexiest character on television …
I’m still going to need her to take care of the sitting room when I’m done deflowering her.
I’d hit it.
I BELIEVE!!
That ensemble takes care of about five of my favorite… ah, “scenarios”…
I’ve been gif’ed into a frenzy.
Now I’m just thirsty.
After this post, I need a burrito and a nap.
The sexiest character on television is obviously Chloe Moretz in here stint on 30 Rock. Or maybe Sansa in Game of Thrones. Jenny in Gossip Girl was nice too. *gets arrested*
I believe you are now on several more governmental watch lists….
…shit, I probably just got tagged by responding.
If Annie Eddison started to finger bang herself in the study room, she would replace Moira as number one slut on television.
Reminds me of that one hottie from Twin Peaks.
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This website sucks. The writing is awful. The editing is awful.