Last week, Jon Hamm won the respect of the Internet by publicly stating the obvious: That the Kardashians (and Paris Hilton) are “f**king idiots.” It turns out, however, that Kim Kardashian had one of her assistants read the Jon Hamm interview to her, and after the assistant translated the multisyllabic words into something that she could comprehend, two of her three brain cells lit up and she threw a $1000 bill at her an assistant and asked her to compose a response to Hamm on Twitter that would reflect how butt hurt she felt by his mean statements.
“Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, ‘stupid,’ is in my opinion careless. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another.”
Clearly feeling rebuffed by Kardashian’s harsh rejoinder, asked by Matt Lauer on “The Today Show” this morning whether Jon would like a take back, Hamm swallowed his words and apologized.
Oh, wait. No. That’s what a p*ssy would do, not Don f**king Draper.
“I don’t think they were careless; I think they were accurate,” he said of the comments he made to Elle UK earlier this month. “It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with, and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than in a sort of car crash sensibility, and it’s not something that I partake in or enjoy, but it is what it is, and here we are.”
So, to sum up: Kim Kardashian is still an idiot, Jon Hamm doesn’t mince his words, and “Mad Men” will be back in two weeks under a week.
(Source: E!)
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Mad Men will be back in 6 days, get that 2 weeks talk outta here
And Jon Hamm takes the lead past Timothy Olyphant in my “I’m totally straight but this guy is my man crush” dillema.
this times a 1,000,000.
“We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another.”
No we’re not and no we don’t. F off Kardashian.
What he said.
Kim Kardashian is only rich because her sleazebag father represented O.J. Simpson, and she’s only famous because she let Brandi’s brother bang her with night vision goggles.
I’d say I hope she gets the SuperAIDS and dies, but I’m pretty sure she was Patient Zero for that epidemic and has been using her goat-eyed centaur ass to spread it across America, one mongoloid Ed Hardy mannequin at a time.
Fuck off and die.
“goat-eyed centaur ass” Otto; that is a new one to me……
and I thank you.
and we all have to respect one another.
No, we don’t. Respect is something that is earned- although it’s no surprise that a vapid, silly, cooze like kim kardashian would feel it is something to which she is entitled. Jon Hamm, for instance, has earned my respect for being a great dramatic and comedic actor, calling out how awful the kardashians are, and being unbelievably nice to my local bartender when he was filming a movie.
Also for this: (someone with privledges please insert Jon Hamm greasy sax player .gif – thanx!)
here
Also file under “People who feel entitled to respect”: Every American Idol contestant ever
Completely agreed. Respect is earned, and someone who got famous through a sex tape and wealthy parents hardly has any grounds to demand it.
The stupid thing is tt’s not like she has to cure cancer or something, just act like a decent human being on a regular basis, and not a massive cunt.
/irony intended after last Friday’s political post.
MushroomCloudMoFo, I think was can all agree that this is a textbook case of using the word properly.
Indeed.
“massive cunt” seems to be true in both the literal and metaphorical sense.
I have an idea for a show like Entourage, but incredible instead of shitty. Basically, have Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd, Timothy Olyphant, Joel Mchale, Nick Offerman, and Ian McShane go out drinking one night a week. Tape everything. Make millions.
I would watch the shit out of that show.
HOLY SHIT THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I would invade the homes of every Nielson family in America and force them to watch this.
You should have a show with Hamm, Olyphant and McHale and call it “Jam Cakes questions his sexuality on a weekly basis”
I would follow that show around like a Ribhead.
This would be the first show with an all male cast that I would masturbate to.
If he announced today that he was the second coming of Jesus, I’d sell everything I own and buy bibles for the poor.
Aw, it’s cute that she thinks she’s hard-working and intelligent, just because the hangers-on around her tell her that she is. It’s like when Paris Hilton was running around telling everybody that she was actually super smart, but never provided any evidence that she wasn’t a spoiled dumbass with a huge ego.
Did Matt Lauer ask that question or did he queef it? I need the tape, dammit!
“Car crash sensibility” is the best way I’ve ever heard it described.
I’m not used to seeing a celebrity express their thoughts in more than 140 characters. I think I like it.
This is the only time “Jon Hamm” and “zero fucks” will be in the same room together.
+1
Sometimes I wish I was a woman just so I could image him finger banging me at a fancy party.
…..Why is everyone looking at me that way?
because you look funny in that outfit?
Kim Kardashian has 14,000,000 followers and roughly 9 million people have voted in the Republican primaries. Don Draper for President! You will be finger banged roughly in 2016.
Yes (if somebody else gets finger banged).