Here’s a little bit of inside baseball for you: one of Warming Glow’s most consistently popular posts, outside of the jacked dude who's terrified of puppies, is Matt’s horny musings on “Game of Thrones” actress Sibel Kekilli (Shae) and her German porn star past. It’s the perfect blend of two things the Internet loves – sex and awesome TV – and it’s been paying for mine, Danger, and Dustin’s ramen for some time now.
But every time I see it reappear in the top-five, I always think to myself, “She can’t be the only former or current porn star to be on a television show, right?” So, I put down the tissues and did some research. Here are 15 other porn actors and actresses who have appeared on scripted TV shows, meaning no talk or reality shows. SFW.
Actress: Traci Lords
Appearance(s): "Married...with Children," "Gilmore Girls," "MacGyver," and many more
Best Porn Title: Black Throat
Actor: Lexington Steele
Appearance: "Weeds"
Best Porn Title: Sluts of the Nyle 5: Interracial Sluts
Actress: Jenna Jameson
Appearance(s): "Nash Bridges," "Family Guy," "Turn Ben Stein On," and many more
Best Porn Title: Frosty the Snow Ho
Actor: Randy Spears
Appearance: "American Dad"
Best Porn Title: Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Actress(es): Sahara Knite and Maisie Dee
Appearance: "Game of Thrones," as Armeca and Daisy, respectively
Best Porn Title: Chloroformed Assassin!
Actress: Lexi Belle
Appearance: "Funny or Die Presents..."
Best Porn Title: Masturbation Nation 9
Actress: Ginger Lynn
Appearance(s): "The Dog Whisperer," "Silk Stalkings," and "NYPD Blue" (photo via)
Best Porn Title: New Wave Hookers
(I know I said no reality shows earlier, but I couldn't find a good picture of Lynn and Sipowicz.)
Actress: Tera Patrick
Appearance: "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"
Best Porn Title: Tera Patrick AKA Filthy Whore 2
Actress: Veronica Hart
Appearance: "Six Feet Under"
Best Porn Title: Fluffy Cumsalot, Porn Star
Actress: Sasha Grey
Appearance: "Entourage" (only doing one from the series)
Best Porn Title: Ass Eaters Unanimous 19
Actress: Ashlyn Gere
Appearance: "The X-Files, "Millennium," and "Space: Above and Beyond" (photo via)
Best Porn Title: Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?
Actor: Ron Jeremy
Appearance(s): "Family Guy," "Lewis Black's Root of All Evil," "NewsRadio," and many more
Best Porn Title: Sex: The Annabel Chong Story
Actress: Joanna Angel
Appearance: "Childrens Hospital" (Raven Alexis's in the same episode, too)
Best Porn Title: Rock and Roll in My Butt Hole
Actress: Riley Steele
Appearance: "NTSF:SD:SUV"
Best Porn Title: Teenlicious
Actress: Belladonna
Appearance: "Warren the Ape"
Best Porn Title: C*ck Pigs
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Despite knowing that she likes to be punched in the stomach and strangled until she vomits during sex, I still kinda have a crush on Sasha Grey.
She’d probably be fun to hang out with in a normal setting you if you could get past all the mental images.
I think deep down, we all want to vomit when we have sex.
I know I do.
That’s how you know you are doing it right.
It’s because Sasha Grey is a conundrum, stuffed air-tight with enigmas and smothered in secret sauce.
I would love to do unspeakable sexy things to Lexi Belle.
Shae from Game of Thrones (Tyrion’s girl) is actually a former hardcore german pornstar also. Google image her: Sibel Kekilli
(She got a nose job since her porn days)
And I completely didn’t read the first paragraph of the article… fuck.
Exactly – how do you ignore the most prominent one?
For now on, my intros will consist of nothing but, “BOOBS HERE ASS NOW. READ READ READ.”
I didn’t realize that X-Files had cast a porn star. Between Mulder’s porn addiction and Duchovny’s sex addiction, that’s pretty perfect.
I’m surprised there weren’t more. Didn’t Duchovny first get famous by staring in the Red Shoe Diaries?
I think? Judging from that episode where he wears the infamous red Speedo, he could’ve done actual porn.
Obligatory.
Ashlyn Gere could act a little (not just stunt casting) and was MILFy hot.
Josh is going to be eating his Ramen out of a golden bowl after the money he makes from this post.
I also would have accepted, “This post makes me feel I’m just a breathing machine for my fucking dick.”
I am actually quite attracted to Randy Spears. I have no explanation for this.
He’s no Peter North… that man had a beautifu-uh hey guys, how bout them local sports teams!
You’ve got really strange taste, Smello. He always looks like a tomato that’s about to have an aneurysm.
“He’s no Peter North”
Are you saying he hasn’t done gay porn?
“Chloroformed Assassin”
Well, sounds like I’ve found a name for my fantasy football team this year.
The FBI totally won’t care if you download any Traci Lords movie.
Jesus… after a quick Google search (for posterity, and for science, of course) on Sahara Knite, I hate to say it, but I indeed have bigger tits than she does…. sad, sad, sad….
How is Abbey Brooks not mentioned for her cameo not once but TWICE in Tim and Eric’s show on AS?? Great Job!
Ya blew it.
because nobody watches that shit?
Only sort of related, but Brandy Ledford was the Penthouse model in the sex tape with Vince Neil and Janine Lindemulder….
And she recently played a neighbor on Modern Family….looked damn good too.
Also, I have a big crush on Riley Steele. And a ton of other female porn stars.
Ahhh…Ginger Lynn in the 80s…nice.
As one of the few that watched Dirt (don’t you judge me!), I am disappointed that Stormy Daniels didn’t make this cut solely because her role on the show was to peg Rick Fox.
CHA-FUCKIN’-CHIIIIIING!!
In the Louis Theroux documentary on porn at the weekend there’s a great scene where Tommy Gunn proudly shows off his Anti-Zombie Truck; so he’s hoping for a role in Walking Dead. Either that or he really is expecting a zombie apocalypse.
from 26:50 here [www.bbc.co.uk]
Surprised no one got mentioned from the classic Party Down porn awards episode… poor poor Ron.
Kind of sad that the thing that stuck with me the most in this were Goldblum’s magnificent shades.
/ShirtlessJoannawasaclosesecondthough
Can’t believe Cramzy from Party Down wasn’t a real porn star.
Bree Olson played the nanny on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and was also on Tosh.0. As well she is currently shooting a sitcom pilot but that will have to be picked up.
So you missed the part about “not counting reality tv” in the intro, huh?
How is the Kardashians “reality TV”. Bree was hired through an agent, paid as an actor, given a script to learn and provided a story arc. It has all the trappings of a scripted show.
I submit that Entourage doesn’t count as a TV show. It was gay porn for homophobic bros.
The Man Show was somewhat scripted and featured several bits with porn stars.
Is it bad that I know most of the porn stars but I don’t watch many of the TV shows?
I’m positive Brooke Banner was on the first or second episode of Californiacation.
Kayden Kross was on an episode of The League last season when they filmed in the porno in Andre’s loft as well.
Savanna Samson played Porn Liz on 30 Rock.
Look at CNN lifting content (sorta).
[www.cnn.com]
If I’m not mistaken Riley Steele made an appearance in The League? The episode with the vinegar strokes and Sarah Silverman?
Traci Lords had a main cast role in the sci-fi show First Wave.