GUY 1: [rushes into room] BRO. I GOT AN IDEA.
GUY 2: What’s up, bro?
GUY 1: You know that show “America’s Got Talent”? The one Howard’s always talking about on his show now?
GUY 2: Yeah.
GUY 1: We should totes go on it.
GUY 2: Totes. What are we gonna do though, bro?
[Both go silent as they ponder what skill they possess that would be worthy of airing on primetime network television.]
GUY 1: You, Steez, and J-Bone could all hit me hecka hard in the nuts with sledgehammers and sh-t?
GUY 2: BRO. YOU’RE A GENIUS.
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I’d still rather have that happen to me than watch Nick Cannon.
Shud UHH!!
Whoops meant that for the comment below. This is like 4 Idiocracy references this week on Uproxx
Idiocracy is here, and this is just the pilot for “Ow My Balls”.
New show title: “America’s Got … whatever the fuck this is.”
Reminds me of “Is This Anything?” from Letterman.
Needs more Grinder Girl.
I think I’m done now. — his sperm production ability
Right in the bronads, bro!
Why you gotta bring J-Bone into this. I hear he’s throwing off the hill again.
Hecka?
I’d pay decent money to see this live in Vegas.
ULTIMATE BALL TAP BRO!!!!!!
What’s the capital of Thailand?
Bangko– ohhh, I see what you did there….
It works on so many levels.
FUCKING BROLLIANT! I wonder if that idea came up specifically because of Howard becoming a judge. And uh… why was his crotch censored at the very end?
Dammit. Sorry for the double-post, bros. That “unspecified error” or whatever got me.
FUCKING BROLLIANT! They totes wrecked that bro’s junk. But hey, bro, why was your dick all censored and shit at the end? Did you jizz in your pants, bro?