Lindsay Lohan’s Cleopatra is a Dead Ringer for Liz Taylor’s Bloated Corpse

Breaking News Bulletin: Lindsay Lohan, who turned the hardest 26 years old in the business earlier this week, actually managed to complete a project. Filming wrapped on Liz and Dick, her Liz Taylor biopic for Lifetime on Tuesday. She shot the final scenes as Cleopatra, recreating Liz Taylor’s 1963 box-office hit (see above).

Lohan will soon begin work on The Canyon, a dark movie written by Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho) about twentysomethings seeking sex and success in contemporary Los Angeles. Paul Schrader — who wrote Robert DeNiro’s Taxi Driver — will direct. Adult-film star James Deen will star opposite Lohan. Following The Canyon, expect Lohan to star in the TMZ documentary, Coked-Out Lindsay Lohan Just Died in the Back of a Van with a D*ck in Her Mouth.