
Lonely trolls One Million Moms, who like “real” trolls only venture outside their dank habitats to do harm to the world, are batting exactly .000 when it comes to causes worth getting outraged over. They’ve recently gone after JCPenney, Oreos, Marvel Comics, and Schweddy Balls, and have only succeeded in furthering the totally accurate stereotype that the group is made up of nothing but bitter, dried up husks formerly known as humans.
But wait, what’s that? Are they actually protesting something somewhat slightly worthwhile?
We are not sure of Skittles’ thought process behind their new ad, but if they are attempting to offend customers, they have succeeded. Skittles’ newest “Walrus” commercial includes a teen girl making out with a walrus. The two are on a sofa in an apartment kissing on the mouth when her shocked roommate walks in on them. Parents find this type of advertising inappropriate. Does Skittles’ have our children’s best interest in mind? Skittles candies are for all ages, but their target market is children.
Skittles Marketing Team may have thought this was humorous, but not only is it disgusting, it is taking lightly the act of bestiality. Let Skittles know their new ad is irresponsible. (Via)
IT’S ABOUT TIME. For far too long — approximately two months, since the ad first aired — our nation’s children have been making out and having relations with too many marine animals. This lady who knows this guy who once dated this other guy’s garbageman said that her postal worker recently saw Lil’ Betty McCallister necking with a dugong last week. If not for One Million Moms, who knows what part of the ocean the toilet known as America will flush our kids out into next? Probably near some manatees, the perverts of the sea.
But seriously, that commercial is confusing and dumb.



Yes, it’s dumb.
But bestiality? I think the message here is “ewww, gross!” and then we giggle because it’s gross and we move on with our damn lives.
Can they protest ALL of the Skittles commercials? Because they’re all pretty idiotic
Maybe it’s my unashamed love for zombies but I rather enjoyed the undead contradiction one.
I thought the contradiction stuff was what Starburst was doing
^ thats starburst
The product is just as dumb as the ad.
I think I’m going to start a group called “1 Million People Who Don’t Give a Shit About Your Dumb Wiener Kids”.
Well really, it’s not necessarily the kids’ fault. Maybe “1 Million People Who Don’t Give a Shit What You Think is Inappropriate for Your Dumb Wiener Kids” would be more appropriate.
Yeah, but most of us don’t give a shit about the dumb wiener kids either. Personally, I’d join both groups.
Still not as bad as the Vonage commercial I saw in Mexico where a chick was getting railed by a donkey. I think the donkey was an allegory for expensive phone service. Deep advertising.
It’s sometimes too easy to read things in to art. Sometimes a donkey show is just a donkey show.
Walruses have the largest penises in the animal kingdom, so you tell me just what message I’m supposed to take away from this???
Coo coo ca choo
no you’re not
“Does Skittles’ have our children’s best interest in mind?”
No they don’t. And you’re missing the larger point. Before the commercial and after it, Skittles do nothing but rot teeth and increase the likelihood of obesity and diabetes.
Blah blah blah kettle bells. Blah blah blah kale shakes. Blah blah blah forced sterilization.
I think every time the Not-a-Million Moms send out a press release, we should just play this.
This.
I thought dolphins were the perverts of the sea?
“Does Skittles’ have our children’s best interest in mind?”
Are these fucking people deluded? Of course they don’t have your fucking children’s best interest in mind. They’re selling candy to your children, you idiots.
That commercial makes me want to watch the fight from Deadwood between Dan Dority and Captain Joe “Sea Creature” Turner.
The most pressing question being, why aren’t they protesting the Just For Men Bearded Baby commercial? COME ON MOMS, GET ON IT!
Since these moms seem pretty awful, they probably think the bearded baby is so adorable.
Someone needs to start a group called One Million Vibrators and hold a joint rally. Or it could be 500k Vibrators and the moms can go ass to ass.
For humor’s sake, every Skittles commercial should just be Marshawn Lynch talking about why he loves Skittles.
Skitte make Beaf Mo’ mo’ Beaf Mo’!!!
“This grim scene of unimaginable carnage is brought to you by Fishy Joe’s! Try our new extreme walrus juice! 100% fresh-squeezed walrus! Ride the walrus!”