I’m not sure what to make of this ad for One Pound Johnny Club, although I was quickly relieved to learn that the “One Pound” was not a reference to the amount of … liquid … their condoms could hold. In fact, it’s a British company, which will send you condoms by mail for as little as £1 per month. The company’s slogan is “Sex without the Mess,” a tagline that they play up to hilariously disgusting effect in their new ad spot.
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Maybe One Pound Johnny is the British slang equivalent to the American “Two Pump Chump”. And if its not, then it should be.
That is awesome. +1.
I liked this enough to submit it to urbandictionary.
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He hissed at you. What did he say?
GRANDMA! I know for a fact Grandpa can’t pump out that much semen. Is there something you wanna tell us?
What’s up with that second dude? He looks like a possessed fuckmonster.
I believe the correct term is “lustful cockmonster.”
That is some really convincing fake jizz. I wonder what their recipe is.
Fake jizz recipe: forget to make fake jizz, spend all morning making real jizz.
It’s all good fun until someone gets a lazy eye from a jizz shot.
I like pretty girls. I like pretty girls with cute British accents.
But if I see a girl, and know she’s British, but don’t hear her speak, I can’t help by imagine her speaking in a harsh, grating Eliza Doolittle voice.
And that makes it so much hotter. “GOT ME RIGHT IN ME KNICKAHS!”
“WELL, ‘ALLO GUV’NER! ‘AT WAS A RIGHT FINE RODGERING!”
Sophie Dee cracked me up when we were watching a porn once because she’s got that kind of accent and she goes “Ohhhh you got a nice big willy!”
We had to stop banging I was laughing so hard.
Christ I know exactly what scene you’re talking about. Yeah when she starts giggling its a c-c-combo breaker.
The only other time that had happened was when we were watching a scene with Gina Lynn, Krystal Steal and the amazing Nikki Benz….and, with three girls well, the pairing can become a problem….so Nikki is off to the side doing nothing, she’s just on the bed on her knees and then out of nowhere she blurts out “Ohhh I’m gonna masturbate!”
What, you won’t show bewbs but you will post a facial right up there for all to see?
Progress!
what’s with all the dudes???
Insane… never dreamed that you’d be able to show loads being dropped on television…
They all acted like they didn’t like it, but they did.