Guys With Kids (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Series premiere. After reading Dustin’s review, in which he called the show “poisonously unfunny, terribly written, and outrageously stupid,” I feel confident in my pick of Guys with Kids to be the worst new series of the season. Your move, Partners.
The X Factor (Fox, 8 p.m.) — Season premiere. The one with Britney Spears
The Voice (NBC, 8 p.m.) — The one without Britney Spears.
Damages (DirecTV Audience Network, 9 p.m.) — Series finale. I’d call it the best show no one’s watching, but I’m not watching it, which proves my point? Maybe? I don’t know. Is John Goodman still around?
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (TLC, 10 p.m.) — Tonight’s episode title: “Time for Sketti!” The secret ingredient is incest.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Britney Spears and Simon Cowell on Kimmel; Heather Graham on Ferguson; Amy Adams and Florence and the Machine on Fallon; and Bob Costas and Lake Bell on Conan.
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Guys with Kids with Guns I would watch, but not this Anthony Anderson-Swimfan bullshit they got going here.
My wife and I watched Swimfan just last week (while getting drunk). Good god it was awful.
Didn’t they already make a terrible sitcom called Partners?
Guys with kids is the new normal, people.
HAHAHA IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE GUYS CAN’T RAISE KIDS!
In re Damages: It’s still a great show, although the last season (maybe two) hasn’t been as good as the first three. Goodman was really a standout of the 4th season, but he’s gone, now.
Threadjack: Something-Something-Nick-Kroll-Ken-Marino-League-Fight-Thing!
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Sugar Bear and Honey Boo Boo will come off smarter than Guys With Kids if my guess is right. I really don’t have the heart to watch and find out.
How in all the times that picture has been posted has no one mentioned the outrageously horrible photoshopped sunglasses?! That is all I have to see to know that the show blows.
Guys with Kids? You mean dads? I have one of those. He isn’t very funny.