When we last saw real-life Disney Princess Alison Brie do the Charleston, it was on Mad Men:
Never one to let an opportunity to show off her 1920s dancing skills go by (unless it’s the Baltimore Buzz — what does “fango like a tango” even mean???), Alison, in a video interview with Nylon Guys, once again performed the Charleston, in lieu of the asked-for Dougie. We try not to sexualize her, but then this happens…
BONUS BRIE GIFS
(Via Reddit) (GIFs via)
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Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to actually being productive today.
Still not sexualized for me. It’s like watching my little sister’s photo shoot. She’s too just cute.
So, uh…. is your sister seeing anyone? *breath spray*
C’mon, you’d fap to it anyway.
@DanceGrooves: Gimme you’re number. I’ll pass it on.
*your^ Sorry, that’s a horrible typo.
What kind of photo shoots does your sister do? She got an instagram account?
Cancel all my appointments.
What appointments?
God my parents would love her.
I know, right!?!?!
DAMNIT. This close to a month clean. Now I’m right back where I started. 12 steps, my ass….
“We try not to sexualize her”
We are terrible at this.
Marry me Alison.
HNNNNNGGGGGGHHHH
Nice pins on that dame dancing The Charleston. 23 ski-do! I’m off to the speak easy.
We try not to sexualize her…
I hate to call you guys liars, but maybe you should think about not lying straight to my face.
Here in Charleston it’s just called dancing.
WG: Here, Just Spend The Rest Of The Day Watching Alison Brie Do The Charleston
Me: Yes, SIR!
Allison Brie. All. Day. Long.
Cigarettes.
best comment ever, definitely underrated, yo.
Do you ever get the feeling that she’s mocking us? Like, she’s figured out exactly what men want, and puts on an act to perfectly replicate it, instead of actually being that way, just to push our buttons and torture us?
No? Just me then?
Yup. Like those hot fake nerd chicks.
Alison: “Do you know how there’s always a guy who you’re pretty sure has a crush on you, but you don’t feel the same way? But he’s really nice to you, so you can’t help but be really nice to him back?”
It’s like Alison is secretly a bitchy diva, and January Jones is a sweet adorable pussycat, and I’m only saying this because I love you Alison and I know you want a guy that won’t put you on a pedestal and she’ll find my casual indifference sexy and she’ll think of me as a challenge and please, please, PLEASE be mine!
Yup. She uses her sexuality the same way Chris Hardwick does his LOOK AT ME I’M A NERD personality. Except she’s not obnoxious.
I suffer from Alison Brie Infatuation Syndrome, also known as ABIS. There is no cure.
Poetry in motion…
If sexualizing Alison Brie is wrong, I dont wanna be right.
Well, looks like there’s no reason to watch porn today
This is porn.
I know Im going to blasted for saying this…..but is something different about her face? She has either lost weight or god forbid done something to her perfect, angelic face.
Keep in mind she could cut off her face with a rusty soup can lid and I would still marry her….Im just asking.
I thought the same thing when I saw the top pic, but in the videos she looks pretty much like herself. Maybe she just looks a little skinnier in the face…if she’s had work done, I can’t tell what it is. She’s also wearing a whole ton more makeup than she does on Community or Mad Men.
I’ll be in my bunk.
I still can’t decide what is better though, sexy Brie or adorable Brie. I’M SO CONFLICTED!!!
Here’s a cruel dose of reality for ya. She’s dating Dave Franco, little brother of James Franco. You guys remember him right? He was Cole in season 9 of Scrubs.
so you’re saying I still have a chance?!!? word.