The Cruelest Intentions Of All: The Sunniest Moments From Last Night’s Deceitful ‘It’s Always Sunny’
“The Waitress Is Getting Married” is an all-timer so the prospect of Charlie Kelly once again making himself available to and interacting with the opposite sex is always welcome. And while “Charlie And Dee Find Love” didn’t give us an updated dating profile or a “full-on rapist” occupation it did deliver a commingling of awkward date Charlie and The Gang’s take on Dangerous Liasons/Cruel Intentions/”Almost any movie made in the late 90′s”. Needless to say it did not disappoint.
Before we get to the Sunniest moments I’d like to make note that A) In Charlie’s world delivering Indian food is a good gig, B) Dee + Charlie are the most underrated Sunny pairing, and C) Alexandra Daddario is not unattractive. With that out of the way…
Sweet Dee’s Brand Of Sympathy
Poor Charlie. He puts vitamins in the waitress’ shampoo so her hair doesn’t fall out and gets slammed in return.
Cheese Addictions & Drunk, Punchy Whore-ishness
I loved everything about this scene, from the disastrous blue blood front to caving for cheese and booze. Dee’s got bodily functions, yo.
Charlie’s Waitress List
I’ve said it before but I need to mention again that Charlie’s borderline illiteracy never fails to slay me, especially in written form. BIEK SAIF!
Dee Keeps It Classy, Free, And Uninhibited
Inflatable car lot man dance is the most seductive dance.
Never Learn The Waitress’ Name
So great.
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Jew Karate
CHarlie’s plans , how do they never work?
That badge makes me miss Mac making Vincent D’Onofrio’s Full Metal Jacket face.
I almost didn´t get it but seeing dennis at the tanning bed after alexandra daddario told him he was really pale, made me laugh hard.
I had to go back and watch this episode again for Alexandra Daddario, errrrr for Hannibal Smith Charlie.
I totally thought the Rich guy was gay for mac when they started doing karate together. Dinner for Shmucks-ing them is weaker but less expected.
I kinda thought he was gonna goin for Mac for a second, too. Too easy, I guess.
Agree about Charlie’s illiteracy. Also love the question marks scattered across that page.
It’s even better when the others try to translate it.
So are we assuming that after the rush of power Dee got from beating up the masturbating hobo with Mac’s mini-bat, she bought her own to smash teeth into dust?
Why yes I will take a Fat Mac Badge. Season’s be very good thus far.
Mac calling Krav Maga “Jew karate” is an amazing line, and needs more appreciation.
Oh man I didn’t catch this. I didn’t really hear what he said before “karate.” Couldn’t agree more.
Ruby was so hot, she had dem eyez too
You better have dental insurance.. oh hey
Another solid episode. I can’t believe Charlie went back to the waitress.. god damn it Charlie
I was hoping Dennis was going to bust his D E N N I S system while playing tennis.
Man it was bad enough being outside this site’s time zone before, now I’m a long ways outside of it and can’t watch the show live. That being said, this season has rocked so far. Not much I can add, but I really liked Frank’s takedown of the waitress. He accomplished that in short order.
So I guess Dennis can’t help himself, his natural state is “hit on chicks”?
Only Sunny can make Etta James special in the demented way.
I’m shocked I got my girlfriend to enjoy this show as much as I do. I told her that basically (and I think I got this insight from someone here) as long as no one on the show learns anything or grows in any way, they can do another few seasons without it getting old.
I agree. I think that the show’s moments when they get a bit meta and the gang says something like “no no, we always just yell over each other, and abandon our plans too soon” etc. are some of the weaker moments. They don’t do it very often though.
nice to know that dee’s seduction dance is the same as her “p. diddy boat dance”!
Partially covered by Frank’s sausage fingers, but I think the bottom of Charlie’s list says “WOCH BAD STOCCER” so I guess someone else is following The Waitress?
The Maniac taught me all my moves.
Same here, but I was told trying to force a black guy to put on a pair of sunglasses in an alley is frowned upon.
You just gotta share some of your bucket of chestnuts in the back of the car you’re living out of.
Can I just say that it is effing brilliant to me that they still have Mac wearing ridiculous fat guy shirts even after he lost all the weight
Haha, I somehow failed to put that together. That is brilliant.
I noticed that too. I guess once a Tommy Bahama shirt wearer, ALWAYS a Tommy Bahama shirt wearer.
“That was taken out of context”
“What was the context?”
This episode was so awesome that I had to finally sign up after following the Uproxx family for a year to comment on it. I love this episode if only for the reminder that Charlie can totally be an evil genius if he wants to be.
Welcome, sir.
Charlie’s illiteracy is never not funny.
It’s really one of my favorite running jokes on the show.
Denim Chicken always makes me laugh.
A close second is is Mac’s letter to Chase Utley
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But I don’t think there’s anything “borderline” about it. It’s clearly full-blown illiteracy.
Yeah, full-blown illiteracy, borderline retarded.
These gifs make me look forward to seeing this episode!
super duper!
Well worth the wait.
I cringed and had to turn off the episode when Dee started dancing up on the guy at his house. But then I collected myself and turned it back, and I’m glad.
Her dancing is nothing short of amazing.
It is unsettling for sure. But could. not. look. away.
Yeah, it’s sort of like the logical progression of Elaine’s dancing on Seinfeld. I read in a review somewhere that Kaitlin Olson plays the best comic female role on a sitcom since JLD and I think that’s a pretty apt comparison.
Charlie has reached a new low. I love it.
their relationship would have been doomed as soon as she saw his apartment anyways
Or Frank.
Evil Charlie in a tux is just great.
This season continues to feel like a last hurrah. Yes, I know the show is renewed for at least another season, but after the callback episode, appearances by past characters, a future episode calling back to the title of a 1st season episode and now probably the closest thing Charlie will come to a win with the Waitress, it has the feeling of a final season if they decided to end it a year early.
I feel like the show’s been going long enough where callbacks can add to it without taking away from it. I’ve been loving them so far
It feels to me as if they just like playing around with conventions and preconceived notions of what the show is for this season and last year’s. Fat Mac, the callback episode, Charlie making some form of progress (at least in Charlie’s mind) with the Waitress.
There’s still plenty left in the Charlie/Waitress story.
Another solid ep, so far so good this season!
I am hoping for a “Charlie Gets an Abortion” type episode where the Waitress brings their son (hopefully played by their real life son) and it’s revealed in a flashback that she got super drunk (as we know she has a major drinking problem) and slept with Charlie.
I agree with Hardcore on the callbacks. They are subtle and if you have been a fan of the show from the beginning, they are hilarious!
It could have been when she was on ecstasy and they collected sea specimens. Charlie doesn’t know how long it takes to make a baby anyway.
Dee dry heaving when she met her dream guy was hilarious. Sunny has been great this year so far.
I almost fell off the couch when she dry heaved. I love that they’re tying in nuances of previous seasons, but not obnoxiously so.
The subtle winky callbacks each and every episode have been tremendous thus far.
Ya, they are great at reminding you of old jokes without patting themselves on the back for it.
The cut to the theme so quick during the dry heave that when I was watching with my friends, I was the only one that laughed…I forced them to rewind.
Yes, that was so perfect and so quick if you blinked you would’ve missed it.
Great callback.
The waitress was looking good, but Alexandra Daddario. My God.
agreed
I still can’t believe the Waitress is his real life wife.
Indeed
Further proof that Charlie is dumb and crazy, picking the waitress over Daddario.
Im Team Waitress all the way.
Only disappointing thing about this episode was Daddario was never in anything low-cut. I mean, come on: [25.media.tumblr.com]
*puts on construction hat and whistles*
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, gurl.
Dayum
So dissapointed at the end to see she wouldn’t be a recurring character for a few episodes. Actually had to imdb her after the episode to update the mental spank bank.
agreed
The call back to the Tommy Bahama shirts was a nice touch and I IMMEDIATELY bought the Bad Company “best of” after seeing this episode
They are Mac’s formalwear, correct? Also, Charlie’s final twist wouldn’t have played as well if he wasn’t in a tux.
I just thought back to last season where that’s basically all Mac wore when he was fat.
And of course, the Dee Dance!
(None of the gifs I posted are mine, they come from Something Awful forums member Unled)
HAWT.
The fact that she was dancing to “Bad Company” took that joke to a whole new level.
It’s your neighbor. ARARAARGH!
Sweet jesus that was fantastic. I almost fell off the couch laughing.
His waddle is the best.
They should cast him as Puck in an X-man movie.
Frank threatening to whip that little bitch in the face last season and then having to freeze in stuffed animal position and this scene makes me realize that he needs to hide out in people’s houses more often.
Mac and the rich guy talking karate and showing some moves was pretty funny.
Charlie barking at the guy to make sure BIEK SAIF is amazing
I just wanna hang out with Danny DeVito for a day. He’s basically become Frank.
He does occasionally get these flashes of normalcy. He blasted Chris Rock for saying voice acting for a cartoon is stupidly easy.
I love you, Sunny!
Dee is starting to overtake Charlie as my favorite character.
Dennis speaking to the waitress on the phone and tell her to simply refer to herself as waitress was AMAZING.
the fact that she called him twice within a short time span and he didn’t recognize her name either time was GOLDEN
Agreed. Combined with regret-sex with Maureen Ponderossa last week, Dennis is making a strong comeback.
I actually thought Dennis was the MVP of last season.
Fat Mac just for being Fat Mac.
Dee’s (attempted) seduction set to “Bad Company” was fantastic – if your prey is not getting the point, just go straight to “Let’s hump” – she made the right call. And yes, Alexandra…….my God, those eyes…….
Dark Charlie is the best Charlie
I really thought they were going to go oblivious Charlie at the end there. Really enjoyed the Dark Charlie twist.
Run along, dum-dum
Not gonna lie, I was worried Dennis was going to ruin Charlie’s chance at happiness, but I guess he’s at his happiest approximately fifty feet away from the waitress
Wild card, bitches.
Was a great twist (although I’m sure we all saw it coming to some extent), but it does bum me out a little to see Charlie be as straight-up cruel as Dennis. Though I guess that had to rub off on him sooner or later.
Charlie is only good at schemes when The Waitress is involved (the convoluted Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom episode, faking cancer)
The AV Club reviewer said this was the first time we’ve seen Dark Charlie since Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom. Um, you don’t remember this is the same guy that tried to eat a person?
1. That bitch was already dead and 2. He couldn’t help it, he had the HUMAN MEAT HUNGER
Not Dark Charlie, but I love Charlie uncovering the vast Pepe Sylvia conspiracy with Barney in the mail room.
A real woman says no to a man for years.
Solid episode, if a little dark at the end. It really is tough to resist a giant plate of cheese, no matter how fancy you are.
The allure of cheese is powerful indeed.
Charlie truly is the King of Rats.
Charlie looked so uncomfortable as soon as the plate showed up next to him, and Dee knew exactly what was about to happen. Brilliant episode.
I liked Dee squeezing Charlie’s hand to try and get him to avoid the cheese, but she knew it was a lost cause.
That moment right there just made me lose it. Along with the hand holding, that was genius!
I’m just surprised she didn’t shout out a “God damn it, Charlie!” once he dove for it.
I laughed so loud when Charlie did that and it was right when my roommate came home so I’m sure he now thinks I’m crazy.