In September, Cajun Boy told us about how a Breaking Bad porn parody is “apparently in the works,” based on a photo taken by porn starlet Lexi Belle of, apparently, Ice-T dressed up as Walter White. But now we have definitive proof that Breaking Bad XXX will soon be shamelessly hidden behind your child’s copy of Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 on the DVD shelf, in the form of a trailer and — even more titillating — a PRESS RELEASE.
In Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody, California passes laws making the production and consumption of pornography illegal, as well as all sexual enhancement drugs. Walt, a university film professor, is diagnosed with terminal cancer and erectile dysfunction. The news forces Walt to reevaluate many things in his life, including the injustices directed at the adult industry. With the help of a former film student turned porn star, he concocts a plan to make porn legal once again.
The cast of Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody includes Brandy Aniston, Kimberly Kane, Tasha Reign, Chanel Preston, Lexi Belle, Andy San Dimas, Alec Knight, Eric Masterson, Steven St. Croix, Derrick Pierce, James Bartholet, and Ron Jeremy. (Via)
Obviously, this is amazing and we’ll have an in-depth recap when the DVD is released, and then feel really weird weird about Aaron Paul after watching Brandy Aniston, star of Divorcee 2: This Ain’t the People’s Court and Swallow This 21, play Jesse Pinkman. But one thing’s bothering me: the title. Breaking Bad XXX is SO boring.
Let’s help them out, guys, with some better suggestions.
-Breaking Vag (straight)
-Breaking Brad or Breaking Lad (gay)
-They’re C*cks, Hank
-It’s a Schlong Time Coming
-Shut the F*ck Up, and Let Me F*ck in Peace (OK, that one’s not very good)
-Better Call Saul Woodman (neither is that one)
-I Am the One Who C*cks (that’s my choice)
Leave your suggestions in the comments.
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Say My Name… While I Have Sex With You
“I am the Banger. A girl opens his butt and gets cum shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who cocks!”
Big Sausage Roof Pizza
Boning Bad (Bad as in the Shaft song)
yes, the part in parenthesis is part of the title not just a clarification
See, you’ve got the right idea. There should be more clarification in porn titles.
e.g. “Gonzo ATM (the sexual act, not the cash dispensing machine” or “Ultimate DP (no, this movie is not about displaced people)”.
“I F*cked Ted: The Movie”
The twist is that this Ted is the stuffed bear.
Breaking Vag or Boning Bad are the best.
So can Aaron Paul be in this? Shut up, you’d watch.
So…a porno parody movie revolving around meth? Isn’t that just called pron?
Sometimes, porn parodies clearly have a lot of thought put into them; there was at least one Batman (TV) one that was really well done.
This… well, I see from the credits screen that they managed to invent a whole bunch of new elements.
Breaking Bitches…..Bitch!
Seriously, I dig watching Breaking Bad with my wife, and I super dig watching porn with her….but she won’t watch it if the dudes are super creepy or douchey….so I am thrilled to see Evan Stone isn’t in this….but if Ron Jeremy is fucking anyone, that’s a non-starter.
Breaking Vag: Yeah, Bitch! Magnums!
like Michael implied I’m alarmed that people can profit $9804 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web page F=o=x=9=2.c=o=m
would like to profit $9804 in a few weeks; better would be more in a shorter time. Should I follow your mother’s plan and do it through oral and anal intercourse in a dark alley with anyone with $5.00?