There’s Really Only One Reason To Conjure The Dead
Also, Frank has a porkchop bone in his left pocket.
Frank Used To Take His Talents To South Beach
How To Sell Cancer At Beer & Beef & Jesus
“Me, a money, needing a lot now.”- Charlie’s semi-illiteracy: never not funny.
From here we find out Charlie’s mom really didn’t really have cancer and that she learned everything from watching Charlie, which had to be a wink to Rob McElhenney’s drug PSA, right? Also, if you back Dr. Jinx up against a wall he’ll have to spray you with a heavy dose of pesticides.
Your Grave-Robbing Fortunes Can Change In A Moment’s Notice
From most promising grave robbery ever:
To too many emotions:
In the blink of an eye. (I didn’t have it in me to screengrab a corpse.) And in an episode dedicated to various methods of scamming Frank Reynolds has the last laugh and all is right in the world. Unless you just dug up your dead mom.
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I like how Mac is still wearing the fat shirts.
and lastly, Mac doesn’t know what he’s supposed to put on his rash
TheFreshPrince also has gif’d the casket open, but I’ll just link it instead of posting a skeleton in the comments.
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Meanwhile, TheFreshPrince on SA has provided us with Artemis smoking, but thankfully, it’s not tobacco.
GhostPilot on SA found a box! Urgh, dead dog in the box!
Oh, wait, it’s just Frank’s Miami wig!
Definitely the best episode this season, maybe even of the last couple.
The return of Artemis was great, albeit, not nearly long enough for my taste.
Diddy playing “The Right Stuff” on bass while staring dead-eyed at Dennis had LOLing. When Diddy owns it, he owns it.
Mac (or any of the gang, really. But mostly Mac) explaining/being involved in anything religious is always thoroughly enjoyable.
Another stellar episode in an already ridiculously stellar season. For that reason, I’m hoping it’s not the last.
P.S.- I got to meet Rob, Glenn and Charlie because the scene where they go to Dr. Jinx’s garage was filmed outside my work. robglenncharlie.jpg
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Crapdammit! Someone PLEASE show me how to post a GD picture on this blog whatits.
I don’t know how to internetz.
upload it to like imgur or minus or whatever. only people with special privileges can post the actual image.
I think Dennis’s slow burning facial expression during the bass scene was amazing. This season has some of Dennis’s best moments ever.
Weren’t Frank and Dee planning to dig up his whore ex-wife right after she died to get her jewelry? Guess they never went through with it.
I feel too much! I feel too much!
you unzipped me, you unzipped me
That last scene was DAAAAAAARK.
Also Dee’s reaction to digging up the “dead dog” toupee was one for the ages. GD… Kaitlin Olson is funny.
she has the best reactions and is great at physical comedy.
Frank digging up his dead wife just to get back at Dennis and Dee may have been one of the lowest moments of the show. And this is coming from an episode that had the SECOND occurance of someone lying about cancer. I love this show.
I was more than impressed with Diddy. I have no love for people who build their fortune off the back of their dead friend, but sometimes he just nails it.
I think the key to a good Diddy performance is the Diddy Dead-Pan stare
My new game is to finish my beer every time Frank says, “whore.” I encourage you all to join in.
I love how he pronounces the word.
Jesus, that’s just a road to death right there. An awesome trip though.
I’ll play that game.
Sunny actually made me want to see Diddy on a regular basis. Now that’s a miracle.
Gro?
A sane person wanting to see Diddy is a miracle
/raises hand.
Also, great analysis of how they selectively respect continuity.
I’m glad Sunny was good last night, it kind of made up for the not funny League episode.
yeah that was a bit of a stinker.
The wasn’t a single laugh in that League ep. Very strange. Rafi better Golden Gate someone next week to make up for it.
I will always love devious Frank screwing over the gang.
Like I always say, Danny Devito should never not play Frank in any film or TV show
I must say, this season is pretty damn great.
You must.
Artemis smoking was great, too. “It’s not tobacco”
“Imma go house some beef”
Really disappointed that Artemis isn’t a badge. She’s pretty much the second best minor/recurring character (After The Lawyer)
Kicking myself for skipping that one.
Dr. Jinx – that is the name of a moneky, not a man
I gotta say between this and Get Him to The Greek Diddy is a pretty funny dude
guh, monkey. i’m hovering near charlie-levels of illiteracy.
Monkey, you say? Your comment set off my RaDAR.
RaDAR = Racist Detection Alert Rating
Diddy isn’t afraid to dead pan it – you gotta at least give him that.
If the this season is all about callbacks I hope that the Nightman Comeths Again
Please dear God make this happen
Yes yes yes
Is last season too soon for a callback? Because I could go for a rum ham right about now.
if this was reddit i would upvote the shit out of this
insert orange arrow pointing up picture here
And now that entire thing is going through my head. It’s going to be all I can do not to mention boy holes in front of my girlfriend’s parents.
dayman is the best
The Nightman Cometh: The Motion Picture.
I absolutely loved Skinny Mac breaking out the Fat Mac Tommy Bahama shirt for a formal occasion.
Wow, I didn’t even notice that
I missed it but that’s awesome.
Just to note, those are not my gifs. They were made by GhostPilot on the SA forums.
Frank’s brain turning to soup is like Charlie’s functional retardation, it will always be funny.
THUMBTACK!
I remembered that Charlie and Mac’s moms had moved in together, but I had no idea that they were still living together. I always thought it was just a temporary thing for some reason and assumed Mac’s mom moved out at some point.
Charlie has been killing it this season, it’s nice to see him as the semi-reasonable one for a change, like in season 1
Charlie has been the best for years, which is really impressive when you consider how all over the map he is.
I think we can all agree that Frank is by far the worst human being on the show after last night. And Dennis is the worst realistic human being on the show.
Yes, but where as his shoes?
I knew Dennis and Dee’s mom would be in the grave, but I never thought that the whole thing would be a scam perpetrated by Frank.
Best episode of the season. By far.
Oh god I lost it when Mac said he was in Kensington. Such a Philly area joke.
Oh god…I missed the last half. Stupid barfing cat.
Charlie losing it over kneeling/standing in church was the best thing about the whole church scene.
Reminded me of a Marge line on The Simpsons
“All the standing and sitting and kneeling. It’s like Simon Says without a winner!”
That is now my Holy Trinity too.
All I could think about when they said that was “girl michael” from arrested development saying “I thought you guys wanted a Holy Trinity”
I just couldn’t get past Diddy’s atrocious bass-miming.
So you’re telling me you don’t think Diddy slaps the bass?
While it’s always been obvious that mr diddy’s expertise never was making music it’s hilarious that
he can’t even pretend to play an instrument. still a pretty good episode though.
Diddy was pretty good in Get Him to The Greek. I’ll give him that.
I can’t stand his music or his real-life persona, but I kind of like him as a comedic actor. I liked him in Get Him to the Greek, Made and now this episode.
“Mommy?”
MY MOMMY IS A SKELETON.
This episode felt like a 22 minute build up to one joke and THAT JOKE WAS ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT.
The appearance of Artemis a week after I complained about no Artemis pleased me greatly
Now we need the return of Brittany Daniel.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Dee and Dennis’ real dad made another appearance the way this season’s going.
The lawyer is by far my favorite recurring character, though. If they brought him back every other episode it wouldn’t be enough for me.
I’m really pulling for Charlie’s Uncle to make an appearance. He makes everything, and everyone, so uncomfortable
Are we ever gonna find out if Charlie is actually Frank’s son? That’s the real question
I like to think of Charlie as being immaculately conceived or the seed of someone really famous/important.
Dennis’ speech was also fantastic. “I wanna talk about faith. It’s not about whether something is true or based on fact or reality or the laws of physics or nature or even basic common sense. It’s about whether or not we’re dumb enough to believe in it that matters.”
And Charlie on religion: “You’re telling me that you believe that Christ comes back to life every Sunday in the form of a bowl of crackers and then you proceed to just eat the man. Good good good, this is what we’re dealing with.”
The most terrifying thing after the speech: “Dennis that was fantastic!” “I didn’t mean it.”
The Gang has to be the most wonderfully despicable people to have ever graced the small screen.
It’s like if Lindsey Lohan, Ashton Kutcher, Dane Cook, Scott Stapp, and Bill Belichick had a little more humanity.
LINDSEY DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Dina, go home. You’re drunk again.