Have you ever wanted to shout “GRILL ME A CHEESE” or “DANGER ZONE” at the voice of Sterling Archer, H. Jon Benjamin, who I’m sure doesn’t mind when lines he once read for a popular TV show are loudly regurgitated back to him, but without any of his subtlety or wit? Well, you can when the cast and crew of FX’s Archer goes on tour in January, if you live in one of four major metropolitan cities. SUCK IT DALLAS.
Archer Live! features a moderated discussion, a live reading of classic scenes from the Emmy® Award nominated series, and an audience Q&A with the all-star cast where fans will have a chance to get the inside scoop on their favorite show. Talent appearances include H. Jon Benjamin as Agent Sterling Archer, Aisha Tyler as Agent Lana Kane, Jessica Walter as Malory Archer, Chris Parnell as Cyril Figgis, Amber Nash as Pam Poovey, Lucky Yates as Krieger, series creator Adam Reed as Agent Ray Gillette, and executive producer Matt Thompson. Schedule and talent participation is subject to change. (Via)
The cities: Los Angeles (January 3), San Francisco (January 4), Philadelphia (January 11), and New York (January 12), thereby bypassing any states where alligators have eaten humans, according to Archer, which is another reference you can yell at famous people, proving once and for all, you are THE (pirate) king of quotes.
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WARMING GLOW MEET-UP NEW YORK > WARMING GLOW MEET-UP PHILADELPHIA
Word!
I’d love to try and make it down from Boston
I must go to this (L.A.). Although it does suck that Judy Greer won’t be there. I really want to hear her say “The most eeeelegant people in aaaaaall of New Yoooork!” in person.
Just set a reminder for SF tix. Thank you for this Warming Glow.
Same.
FLYOVER STATES SCREWED AGAIN!
Holy shitsnacks!!
I would go to the New York one if the wife wasn’t due 5 days beforehand. SOMEBODY WANNA FACE TIME?
Just get the newborn drunk, it’ll sleep for a couple days.
I would like to avoid a visit from Child Protective Services if at all possible.
/still should probably change my username…
I’ll direct message you if Tshimanga Biakabutuka shows up.
If pretty much anyone from the 1995 Panthers shows up to this thing, I’ll bring my baby.
And Canada get the shaft…*cue trombone*
I think I’m going to organize a Philadelphia Pre-Archer Event. Pick a local bar where the event will be and drink for 2 hours before meeting our alcoholic heroes. We can go to Delilah’s Den afterward and throw waffles at strippers while screaming “I’m Pacman Jones!”
Who’s in?
I’d consider this, but my work schedule is a trifilin bitch.
I’m thinking of coming up from Richmond. Are there any good bars on South Street? I’d figure maybe a little ways down going to POPE
I’ve just been a lurker around these parts, but am definitely down for some Green Russians before the show.
Gonna hit up that show in LA, but bummed for no Judy Greer.
Saw the entire cast at the paley fest a couple of years ago and it was a blast.
Archer in my home city on my birthday? 30 just got a whole lot cooler.
Sucks that there’s no Judy Greer though.
HUNCH HUNCH. WHAT WHAT. BUH BO.
Best. Lyrics. Ever.
(Ok. Maybe second to Mulato Butts.)
Also, I now need to celebrate my B-Day in LA.
True story: I have mulatto butts as the ringtone that plays when my best friend calls. I had a nightmare one time that my old boss was calling me immature and I was protesting until that ringtone came on as my buddy called.
As a child from the fifth major metropolitan area, I feel obliged to say the following.
F*ck ya’ll at least our economy is better.
(Yes, I’m bitter about this announcement.)
And of course I live in Dallas
Your avatar is perfect for this comment. Also, sorry.
SF!!!
I thought it was “Hunt hunt, what what, the gold”?
OF COURSE I’ll be in Florida the weekend the Archer Tour is in New York. Stupid everything.
I’m all about telling Dallas to SUCK IT but that always means Houston sucks it as well.