
There were two episodes of The League last night, and while both were good, the second one with Raffi was the obviously superior one. The first one, “The Anchor Baby,” had some good stuff, including the bare ass of Ruxin’s wife, the anchor baby premise, the friend-off, and poor Andre’s psychological condition. The second one was great, in part because of Rafi, and in part because it was simply a better written episode. A few months ago, Daniel Tosh got in trouble for making a rape joke and the Internet entered into the GREAT DEBATE OF 2012: CAN A RAPE JOKE BE FUNNY? I had the feeling that this episode was likely inspired by it. I will leave you to decide whether you think a rape joke CAN be funny, but I will say that “”Bro-Lo El Cordero” was DEFINITELY funny.
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Praise Shiva for that fine fine ass.
Agreed, can someone please move the text off of that fine ass and over Ruxin’s face?
I loved the callback to the earlier episode where Rafi pretended to be baby Jeffrey’s dad. I didn’t think it was an unresolved storyline but I enjoyed that Rafi did.
Dat ass!!
The trade rape thing is a call back to the first season. It’s a joke they’ve used before.
That’s not what they mean by rape joke..
I thought his name is Andre, not Andrea?
Likely a typo, but can be played off as a joke at Andre’s Luchador name being la hermaphradita.
it is.
Raffi’s exchange with his super was the funniest exchange of the season, one of the funniest exchanges in recent memory. When the H are they going to make Raffi a regular character? He’s literally better than every other character combined.
making him a regular character would kill him
So at some point Andre is going to kill himself right?
So we can assume Ruxin’s wife shot the douche down, right? They just kind of let that story fall off. I guess its part of a recurring theme throughout the seasons?
I am just assuming that either he will or already has hit that. She is a pretentious bitch herself.
Rape jokes can be very funny.
RAFI BOMB! although we can always use more Rafi, I agree they use him perfectly.
I should probably watch the second episode before delving too deep onto this post.
or into.
Also, who is this “Andrea” person who has masturbation impotence?
Hi, I’m sorry. Is there a way to caption that first picture without the words covering Sophia’s ass? Okthxbye
My favorite was them recording Ruxin describing different ways the exam room smelled, and just letting him do it 3 times. I wonder how many more there were that got cut.
I wish they had shown Ruxin doing manual labor after the friend-off
UNMENTIONABLE!
The league says the most insane weird ass shit….and thats just whats so great about it. They use fantasy football as little more than a background subplot to further the insanity…
If it was more into being about actual fantasy football I don’t think it would have a quarter of the fan base it does.
The weakest elements of the show are ff based. And the “play” drawn up at the flower shop was stupid. By the way, no chance in hell those workers in the pickup truck were watching American football.
Yep. I would rather they just drop the whole fantasy football thing altogether, but then there’d be no reason for these people who clearly hate each other to hang out. Whenever they actually talk about ff the show just drags and it’s always awful.
I might be in the minority but I love that they don’t go to the Rafi well too often. They use him perfectly but I don’t think he could carry a subplot like Taco did.
I agree. The fact that they don’t delve into him very often is what makes it great when they do.
I love that you can predict a Rafi appearance from when the FX warning says “violence”.
I love every time we see the inside of where Rafi lives: load bearing chairs, a toilet-kitchen, and insulin needles kept in an animal’s cage
Was it just me, or did the exterior shot make it look like he lives under a bridge?
Yeah, it was like under a bridge for a train or something
Rafi on bath salts? That makes too much sense.
So we going with real ass, cgi ass, or stunt ass?
I’m going with the real goods, but requires further inspection.
I’m thinking stunt ass. I know she’s done a nude scene in Flight, but that was a weird shot and they never showed her face.
I was in between on the laughing at Andre’s therapy session because it almost veered into being too mean. But then they had the group therapy and I died laughing.
Finally some Rafi and he didn’t disappoint.
Rafi’s wife? Is our editor on vacation? Sweet.
SNAP HIS NECK, BRIAN!
I got trade raped earlier this season while I was super drunk, gave up Matt Forte for Kevin Ogletree (and it was after a few weeks of him sucking, not after his first and only good game). Won the regular season anyway, like a boss.
So my point is, rape jokes are funny unless they are about an actual real rape that happened in the real world.
I would totally rape Sofia’s butt. Maybe I can trade Megatron to Ruxin for it.
no no no, you mean trade Megatron to Rafi for dat ass
but then he would stab me when he realizes he didn’t get a real robot
Good point, I’d rather get sued
Both of these are still sitting on my DVR but after seeing the top picture, I am now excited to get to the DVR after a few lackluster weeks of League
Taco’s stint as a psychologist was the funniest thing they’ve had on all year.
Best Taco sub-plot since he was a notary public.
“For every pound you lose, I will have sexual intercourse with you one time”
I like how they just never showed the aftermath of him giving the kid a gun to bring to school.
It’s cool, it wasn’t loaded
it was hilarious how excited the woman looked when Taco said the weight loss thing
The only time a rape joke is funny is when it’s not actually about rape, like when David Brent reports a rape in a hypothetical situation on The Office.
Or when it’s at the expense of the rapist.
Or at the expense of rape apologists. The reason why this was okay is that Rafi’s a scuzzy fucking monster.
rape jokes can be funny in many different forms. it’s not that hard to do, imo. the only issue with tosh’s “joke” was that it wasn’t funny. it was just a statement. i believe he meant it as a joke, but it just wasn’t framed that way. but this is coming from a tosh apologist who finds him generally to be a funny guy, so take that as you will.
I think they can be funny, but I agree that Tosh’s joke wasn’t funny. But I don’t find him or his show funny.