
I’ve been staring at what our summer camp-attending brother Christmas Ape has dubbed “Local Lobster” (although Cajun Boy, a know-it-all when it comes to crustaceans, points it’s a crawdad) for 15 minutes now, and it hasn’t stopped being funny for even a second. What’s going on? Is the crawdad the story? Or is the unseen NBC 7 news anchor asking for the crawdad’s opinion on a local bill? Did the crawdad respond? Did the anchor sob while eating a frozen dinner later that night, wondering “what am I doing with my life”? I hope the crawdad nipped a human’s nose. That’s always funny, especially when they run around in circles screaming, “GET IT OFF GET IT OFF.” That crawdad’s such a dick. I hope he gets sent to The Pot for Excessive Pinching.
The power of local news, people. So, yeah, best TV news screenshot of 2012? Its only real competition…

It was a close call, until we found out Chatty Crawdaddy was the one doing the cyber bullying. So shellfish of him.



I found out who’s conducting the interview.
“Let’s send it back to the studio. Tabby?”
Typical Cajun Boy. GUMBO GUMBO CRAWDAD WHO DAT
/magaried
I’m waiting on Magary to just in and Magary me himself to make it official.
Drew’s too cool for Uproxx any more. Nowadays.he just hangs out with all the cool kids over at GQ (sniff)
and by cool kids, we mean bieber, so not that cool.
It’s obviously a story about the fiscal cliff. The crawdad is already feeling a little PINCHED.
FUCK Y’ALL I’M OUT
I think he’s probably being interviewed for a Health story:
Crawdaddy: I used to have unprotected sex all the time…
*Puts on sunglasses*
…Until this one chick gave me crabs.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!
This.
This whole story just reminds me of Crawdad Man from ‘The League’.