The totally reasonable, horny dreams of millions were dashed yesterday, when very attractive people Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis announced that they got engaged. The O.C. forever and SNL stars have been dating since December 2011, and now that they’re settling down, hopefully Sudeikis will take her last name, so bloggers everywhere won’t have to remember how to spell “Sudeikis.” According to the Hollywood Reporter:
The pair have been dating since December 2011, and made their plans to tie the knot official shortly after the holidays. Wilde has been known to tweet about her affection for Sudeikis, and has frequently accompanied him to University of Kansas basketball games in the comedian’s home state.
Wilde and Sudeikis are working together on the relationship comedy Relanxious, which is being directed by Christopher Storer and is eying a release later this year. It tells the story of love between an agoraphobic man and a woman who has anxiety attacks. (Via)
Here’s what I imagine the proposal looked like.
“Hey babe, I want to running man only for you.”
“And I want you to have these all for yourself.”
The end. Beautiful, isn’t it?
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Damnit
Jeez, Josh! You’ll use any excuse to use that Olivia Wilde feeling herself up .gif.
Good on you.
I think Olivia was captivated by the fact that he’s obviously Keifer Sutherland’s illegitimate brother, and the fact that Sudeikis is incredibly wealthy because he invented that math puzzle game everyone loves.
When she learns both of these are untrue, she’ll drop him like a hot rock.
Not often I get to talk sports on this blog, but I was at the game where that banner pic was taken a couple of weeks ago. Rock Chalk!
Good to have another Jayhawk here on the UPROXX boards! I was at the game last year against Howard when they made their initial appearance together. RCJH!
Rock Chalk indeed.
I realize you’re referring to the Uproxx as its own ‘blog’ (right), but please tell me you already frequent KSK…
I don’t. And I don’t really have a very good reason for not doing so. I need to change that.
That sucks. I’m going to feel terrible for him when this whole thing collapses in a year or two.
DAMN YOU, OLIVIA WILDE.
(Actually, you’re cool. Good for you. Carry on.)
Sudeikis is funny and a moderately good-looking guy, but getting Olivia Wilde? Yeah, good on you, bro. That’s trading up.
It would be like Ryan Gosling marrying Ellie Kemper.
Looks like I have to go catch a case now.
That’s so Floyd.