
Now that was more like it. After last week's lackluster booger-laden episode, the guys returned to form last night with their horror parody -- "A TelAmerican Horror Story." I would have gone with "Non-Wayans Brother Actually Scary Scary Movie," but that's just me splitting hairs.
I don't think I've ever tuned into Workaholics for a single storyline (and probably wouldn't unless BieberHole69 made a reappearance), so despite the commendable effort -- complete with a closeted Robert Englund cameo and creepy running kids silhouettes -- it was the one-liners and running jokes that did it for and will keep me coming back. In particular...
- "I f*cking love tits, you guys."
- "My aunt gave Gary Paulsen a handjob and he gave us like a ton of free books."
- "You can't say the words 'children' and 'passion' and have your face."
- "Read the label, sweetheart. DP10: Not for women."
- "I'm not just sure. I'm HIV Positive."
- "You taught yourself Spanish. You can make it through this, muchAYcho."
Heart your delivery, Devine. Unfortunately the world wide web has somewhat let us down with their GIF and image making efforts today. Here's the best I could find...














I will always appreciate a Hatchet reference.
Also, loved the Homegirl callback.
Ah, should have made mention of the Homegirl callback. “Nice black lady, right?”
tight butthole
Loved that the painting was actually part of the sexual harassment towards Dr. TelAmericorp.
I feel like I’d love this show, but I have never seen an episode. I can never remember it’s on.
so loose butthole, bro
That’s why god invented Netflix Instant.
Robert Englund was great.
Robert Englund is always great.
I really got a kick out of this episode, particularly thinking that the guy in the painting looked like Robert Englund and then finding out that it was indeed Robert Englund.
That was really well played. Also Robert reading the signals wrong.
need badges for this ASAN.
This episode might be one of their best…..but that “HIV Positive” joke is a ripoff of South Park. It’s 100% the EXACT same joke they did just a few years ago. Total party foul, bros.