
A one-scene play, entitled Heisenpurr
Brenda: Hm. What a fine morning. I think I’ll scan the entertainment trades. Cedric the Entertainer is replacing Meredith Vieira as the host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Interesting, interesting. I didn’t know that show was still on, and that’s my final answer. Haha, me. What else? Let’s see: the cast of Just Shoot Me reunited. I wonder if that funny short man who used to say “buh-bye” was there…He was! Well, just shoot me for not being there, too. Man, I’m on fire today. Wait, what’s this? A cat dressed like Walter White? Perfect. I wish I knew a cat pun.
THE END.





I truly am speechless.
I AM THE ONE WHO SCRATCHES.
I iz the dangerz?
I get insanely jealous of people who can force their cats to wear costumes long enough to take pictures of them.
I think the owners of said cats should be beaten with a rubber hose for dressing their cats up in the first place.
RESPECT THE KITTEH
That cat looks pissed. I can’t imagine how that cat let someone dress him up. Dogs will let you do that, cats won’t have that shit.
SAY MAH NAMEZ