[blows trumpet] [can not play trumpet] [just kind of slobbers on trumpet for a while]
BIG NEWS, PEOPLE. UPROXX and 5-Second Films have joined forces to create UPROXX Video. It’s like the Voltron of dick jokes in here now. Be prepared.
The specifics: Beginning Monday, February 11, the diabolical weirdos at 5-Second Films will be producing full-length sketches and comedy thingies (industry term) that you will be able to find on UPROXX.com and our fancy UPROXX Video Youtube page. It’s no secret that we’ve been huge fans of theirs for a while now (Exhibit A and Exhibit B), so we really couldn’t be more pleased by this. It’s fantastic for us and fantastic for them, but most importantly, it should be fantastic for you.
And as an added bonus, we’ve got a very cool promo video they put together about the whole thing, which features sketch teases, some good jokes, our old pal Jon Worley mugging for the camera and shouting us out, and a bunch of cussing. If the promo is any indication of what we can all look forward to, this should work out juuuuuuuuuuust fine.
(NOTE: YouTube’s annotations are being a pain in the neck right now, so the links within the video may not work. There are links in the post. You can figure it out.)
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better be nothing but Guy Fieri sketches
Verified
mmmm…
Is the guy at 1:25 the non black Tracy Jordan?
Verified
I’ve never made that connection. But yes, yes he is.
Haha… my god you are right! Paul is… Tracy Morgan.
Does that make me his Dotcom.
Your constant need to be the smartest person in the room is….. off putting.
I think Paul learned to read, I think he did. But then he never does stick to the script. Shit you’re RIGHT!
I finally know how to pronounce “Uproxx”…. I’ve been thinking U-proxx this whole time…. DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO THINK! I AM MY OWN WOMAN!!!!!! FREEBIRD!!!!!! yeah but in serious this is a great idea.
Holy shit I’ve been pronouncing it as U-proxx as well
I’ve been pronouncing it Up-rocks
This pleases me.
[blows trumpet] [can not play trumpet] [just kind of slobbers on trumpet for a while]
Hmmm, kinda sounds like your mom last night
/sick burn
//blowjob joke
maybe the folks at 5 second films can film you finishing twice. Boomthatsaburn.
Hey! I can’t manage twice in 5 seconds, I’ll need about 30 minutes, a sandwich and some Gatorade between orgasms.
I’ll watch. It’s the least I can do, 5-second Films saved my life one time.
I remember that, lucky for you everyone at 5SF carries syringes loaded with naloxone. You’re welcome. Stay safe. Ron Paul 2012.
I like this.
I rarely put more than five seconds of thought into any comment.
Will it have football to the groin?
Footballs are overrated, medicine balls really deliver the joke.
in*. I meant in!
any chance these videos will be subtitled/captioned? because I’m deaf, and the CCs Youtube claims to have are a JOKE.
You just wanted to get some ladies in the Uproxx family.
Plan exposed.
My head just twisted off, I see golden butterflies
Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…
and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
I am excite.
Nice. Very nice.
I think my production company will be 5-second porn. Hopefully the name is different enough not to incur a lawsuit.
Yay.
[www.youtube.com]
Josh, is that your nomination for our theme music? It gets my vote.
It’s either that, or David Bowie’s “Five Years.” BUT WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW LONG “LES MIZ” FELT.
/topical
Whelp, there goes my productivity curve …
I think this is a splendiferous idea.
If there’s no skit about Danger Guerrero having a morning talkshow about breakfast sandwiches I’m gonna be
pissed still hugeley entertained. It’s 5 Second Films, man! CAUSE FOR CELEBTRATIONS!Welp, I’m done for the day
Somebody already made a 5sf out of this long (for us) video” [www.youtube.com]
Nice work internet
Agreed, The Internet wins again
I hafta tip my hat to that one. Good job, Internet.
TWO GREAT TASTES THAT TASTE GREAT TOGETHER
very excited about this, should be fun
You had me at “goddamnit Worley.”
Love you guys, love 5 second films, I’m going to set my expectations ridonkulusly high them shit all over both of you later for falling short… see you soon!
Up-rocks? No, I will still call you You-prox, unless I see a compelling reason not to.
I’m genuinely excited about this. Hoping for a feature length Chartio and Bill Cosby (voiced by Brian) adventure with the influx of UpRoxx monies.
I’m in and this is going to be great. 5 Second Films crew are awesome people. This combo with UpRoxx is going to be outrageously cool!