This is a story about people who put coffee up their butts. Let’s make that very clear. It is a clip from TLC’s My Strange Addiction that features a Florida couple, Mike and Trina, who are hooked on giving themselves coffee enemas, so they each pour a pot of coffee up their butt up to four times a day, and then sit on the toilet and wait for it to come out “like a torrent.” That is the elephant in the room here (or the person giving himself a coffee enema in the room, if you prefer, and I do), so let’s get that out of the way first.
But it is also, kind of, a story about love.
You see, the whole thing started with Trina giving herself coffee enemas to deal with some digestive issues. And she LOVED IT. So she went to Mike — who she evidently trusts enough to confess such a thing — and told him about this poop-related wonder. And Mike cares for his wife so much that instead of running for the hills when she told him she dumped a pot of joe in her rectum on purpose, he mulled it over for a minute or two and said something along the lines of, “You know what? I’m on board. Brew another pot and grab the hose.” Then the two of them, presumably buttressed by the strength of their love, and knowing that the only approval they need in this world comes from the person they’ve chosen to spend their life with, looked dead into a camera and explained all of this to the world in vivid detail. When you think about it that way, it’s actually a little touching.
But mostly this is a story about people who put coffee up their butts.
(H/T Brian Floyd)
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This is nothing new. The caffeine enters the system almost ten times more efficiently through the colon than it does through the stomach. These people need to make a porn documentary about this and all the things they do while stoked up.
At least it doesn’t stain your teeth
You’ve got to be sh!t&ing me!
Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
If that’s wrong then I don’t want to be right.
The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your butt. Classic jingle.
Nice.
That’ll do Chimpo, that’ll do
Simple, but awesome.
Nice.
Yes, but will they notice if we replace their regular coffee with store-bought Sanka?
Great, now there’s going to be a Starbutts on every corner.
This isn’t so much a story about love as it is a story about a husband wondering what else his wife would put up her butt besides coffee and then coming up with a plan to find out.
I was thinking he was going to shoot for ass to mouth, but yes.
Why this has little to do with butt chugging(or does it?) I feel it’s important to mention that Dan Harmon had planned a Community episode centered around Nic Cage [flavorwire.com]
Hi…this “method” of drinking coffee (please no sugar or cream) is actually part of a very effective nutritional, holistic cancer therapy created by a much respected German physician in the 1920s. I am a recovered melanoma patient having done his therapy. It has been 32 years and that’s pretty good for a stage 4 cancer. The program is building and cleansing, using fresh made organic juices, various supplements, and cleansing enemas to rid the body of toxins. Besides coffee, there is an occasional castor oil enema, also ones using herb teas. As in anything, such healing modalities should be applied sensibly and following the directions of the therapy. Anything can be misused or overdone. Please check out “A Cancer Therapy, Results of 50 Cases” by Max Gerson, MD. Many other alternative physicians have employed this very effective method for healing…..and it’s always along with lots of liquids and special diets. This couple could suffer damage from this random use of this method without proper instruction………Just saying, don’t jump to sarcastic conclusions til you do your goggle research
All I took away from this was “goggle research.” I hope it’s about old timey aviators. I am a child.
yeah i’m pretty sure these people don’t have cancer, they just love shoving things in their butt.
Google says:
“Detoxification is an alternative medicine approach that proponents claim rids the body of “toxins”, accumulated harmful substances that are alleged to exert undesirable effects on individual health. Detoxification usually includes one or more of: dieting, fasting, consuming exclusively or avoiding specific foods (such as fats, carbohydrates, fruits, vegetables, juices, herbs, or water), colon cleansing, chelation therapy, or the removal of dental fillings.[1][2] Body cleansing is not supported by science, with no medical benefits demonstrated, and is based on questionable or disproved scientific claims.[3][4][5][6][7] The toxins are usually undefined, with no evidence (or inappropriately used testing) for toxic accumulation in the patient.[8]”
“The human body naturally removes waste material, and colon cleansing is not necessary except preparatory to a colonoscopy.[4][14] Colon cleansing may disrupt the balance between bacteria and natural chemicals in the bowel, and may interfere with the colon’s ability to shed dead cells.[15]
Other rare but serious complications include gastrointestinal perforation from improper insertion,[16][17] and amoebic infection from poorly sterilised equipment.[18] Some colon-cleansing regimens disrupt fluid and electrolyte balance, which may lead to dehydration and salt depletion, whilst repeated or excessive cleansing programs can lead to anemia and malnutrition.[14] Excessive use of enemas has also been associated with cardiac problems, such as heart failure,[14] and heart attacks related to electrolyte imbalances when performed as coffee enema.[19] The frequent use of enemas or other colon-cleansing tools may lead to dependence and an inability to defecate without assistance or withdrawal symptoms.[2][5]”
No thanks.
I thought “castor oil” actually said “Castrol oil.”
Point is, I thought you were putting motor oil up your butt.
Just have to say the comments had me laughing out loud. Not LOLing, which is modern equivalent of “…”, but ACTUALLY laughing out loud. Thanks!
Heh heh, buttressed.
That’s where I lost it. I’m dead now. Because of buttress.
I like a hot cup of coffee like anybody else but doing this is just a pain in the ass.
I never get used to just how many people still think reality TV is real.
i never get used to how many people get off on spoiling the fun of others.
oddly enough, she won’t do anal.
Call me when they drink each other’s butt coffee.
Waste not, want not, am I right?!
Penn and Teller did a whole episode of BS on cleanses and fasting etc and as they “proved” it really is all BS.
In terms of cleaning out “toxins” and the like, yes. But, as others have said here, the caffeine will enter the system faster by doing this. Which might be why they feel good or pepped up after this.
I read that as “they proved ‘reality’ is all BS” which I like to believe some days
Chock full o’Nuts all up in yo butts!
That makes for a lot of butt pee.