If you haven’t been keeping up with the Case of the Voice of a Generation, Lil Poopy, a refresher:
A 9-year-old rapper’s adult-themed music videos are finding some new viewers: Massachusetts child welfare authorities…The child, Luie Rivera Jr., whose stage name is “Lil Poopy,” is seen in videos posted online, including on YouTube [Ed. note: what, no love for Metacafe?], smacking a woman’s backside, flashing wads of cash, riding in a Ferrari and rapping about how “coke is not a bad word.” (Via)
GOD, even CNN can’t stop talking about c-words.
The Brockton, MA, police department contacted the state’s Department of Children and Families after receiving a call from a “concerned citizen” who saw the boy in videos featuring sexual themes and drug references…Lil Poopy is a member of Moroccan-born rapper French Montana’s group, Coke Boys. (Via)
Concerned Citizen and Area Man would make such adorable babies together, especially if conception occurred during the sweet, soothing sounds of a Lil Poopy song. Anyway, I bring all this up for two reasons: 1) it’s fun to say “Lil Poopy,” and 2) it’s even more fun when news anchors have to report on “Lil Poopy.” For instance.
I laughed every time. And from another video:
When I die, I hope my tombstone reads “Lil Poopy Fan.” The only way these reports could be better is if White Guy Anchor #28 had to say, “…the new track from Lil Poopy, featuring Spacehog, is the cause of much concern.” Spacehog, the Lil Poopy of ’90s glam rock.
(Via CNN)
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Way worse than The Onion’s c-word tweet about a 9 year old.
If MY kid could make $7,500.00……..makes me waver….
….and the witchunt is definitely up-surd….
I’d like to think that he took his stage name from Poopy the Raccoon.
Sometimes I think they’ve run out of ways to make Whitey hate us. But then I’m all like “NOPE. Never mind”.
Man, look.
I’m more a fan of Big Poopy. At least once you’ve experienced Big Poopy there’s a feeling of relief and you can get on with your day.
That story led off the local news up here pretty much every half an hour. First time I’ve ever kept local news on for more than two minutes and it was AWESOME.
I love how the lawyer refers to the rapping as “sing the raps he is singing”. Most white person explanation of rap ever.
If Cam’ron can rhyme ” leave you pokey pokey” with “that’s the okey dokey”, then this 9 year old is already ahead of the game. (“Coke ain’t a bad word, coca cola” is pretty great)
you take that back. no one… i repeat NO ONE says anything bad about the guy responsible for this verse.
It’s that new twist, twist open six packs
Get twisted, don’t get it twisted, you’ll get twist back
Click clack, wrist wrap, six time six stacks
Nick nack patty wack, daddy get ya caddy clapped
We don’t know where we actually at
Actually actual factual actual fact
Rachel Minaj though?
almost funnier than the whole rest of the post.
lol
The way that lawyer tried to stutter through saying he’d let his kids do this was hilarious. He must be well-paid. But DAMN $7500…
fuck. everything about this makes me hate all of the things
This is why we never shoulda gone in on the shortest month of the year to teach our kids about self-respect and shit.