Deadspin has a collection of complaints viewers filed with the FCC during this year’s Super Bowl, and as you can imagine, most of them deal with Beyoncé and her gyrating, pelvic thrust-filled halftime performance. One viewer, however, had a different issue with the broadcast. In a complaint about the Go Daddy commercial where supermodel Bar Rafaeli kisses an overweight guy who wears glasses, someone’s grandmother said this:
I know her complaint was really about the general sexual nature of the hardcore smooching that was taking place, but I prefer to imagine her as a super cool, letterman jacket wearing grandma who really hates nerds, and was just pissed that one of them got to kiss an attractive girl. Like one of the Alpha Betas from Revenge of the Nerds, but with blue hair, glasses, and a simple wish that Matlock and Murder, She Wrote had done a crossover episode before both shows went off the air. Now THAT would have been entertainment.
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I wasn’t offended by the girl-on-nerd action, but by the terrible sucking noises that went along with it. I should write a letter to the FCC to complain about sound effects.
GoDaddy thrives on your discomfort.
This.
It sounded like she was french kissing a bull-dog.
I can appreciate that she’s trying to keep raunchy vagina gyrating out of football. You know, a family sport. That heathen baseball can keep the gyrating vaginas, thank you very much.
That is the name of one of Yu Darvish’s 478 pitches.
I was more offended by the last run-on sentence in her complaint.
Also, the slurping noises in that commercial was hella gross.
The 2nd paragraph Danger wrote is a masterpiece.
Ah shit. The first suggestion for the next video to watch (after “NERDS!!!”) is a 10-minute compilation of Cheryl’s best bits from Archer. See you guys in 20 minutes.
Fucking randomized suggestion videos! Mine was a clip from Married With Children with Spanish subtitles.
I agree. The Greatest Generation never gyrated their vaginas. Everyone knows Baby Boomers were conceived via pacts with Satan, “Rosemary’s Baby”-style.
Obviously, her grandson is going to play peewee football to get a little peewee cheerleader action. But now he’ll probably quit & start being a big dork with glases and a calculator because he thinks the nerds are all knuckle deep in the hot chicks.
She has legititmate beef.
Sounds more like she needs legitimate beef…ifyaknowwhatimean
Spoiler Alert; Her grandson’s gonna be gay.
Poor World’s Greatest Extra. He gets a nice big part in front of the camera and catches all sorts of shit over it.
If I’ve learned anything from life so far, there is always going to be someone who is offended by something you do or say.
In this case, grandma missed the memo that people go to the internet to complain about these things and not the government.
Let’s be real, here: that ad spot was designed to piss people off. “Look how much of YOUR money we got! We can pay this hot chick to do WHATEVER WE WANT, even kiss a gross NERD and MAKE YOU WATCH IT!”
Thank god for the the F.C.C., otherwise GoDaddy’s CEO would have just rubbed his cock on the lens for 30 seconds and aired it.
How easily you’re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
I don’t know if that is more racist or more anti-muslim. It’s certainly some degree of both.
/insert asian small penis joke here
Judging my Granny’s run-on sentence, I’m going to assume she’s high on meth and a hypocrite.