With Boy Meets World nostalgia fever at an all-time high, Maxim has decided to strike when the iron is hot, and other such mixed metaphors, by putting Danielle…something-or-other on the cover. I’m not familiar with her work. What’s that? Really? Well, why didn’t you say so? It’s Topanga, Topanga’s on the cover of Maxim.
She was also interviewed by the magazine, and after some yakety yak about this and that came this tidbit.
Finally, what would people be shocked to know about Topanga?
I’m huge into ’90s rap. It’s my jam. My all-time favorite album is Snoop Dogg’s Doggystyle. And if you ever really want to see me embarrass myself, put on some Notorious B.I.G. and watch me grab my crotch and mouth all the words. It’s really embarrassing, but I can’t help myself. (Via)
*puts on “Suicidal Thoughts”* *misses point* Saved by the Bell got its Wu-Tang moment — where’s the Danger-exploding mashup of Boy Meets World clips with “Mama Said Knock You Out”? I’m sure Griff passed around at least a few copies of Benji’s Cool Times Summer Jamz Mix at John Adams High. More Topanga photos below.
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Are those Cuthbert pics out in the desert old news?
Seriously. My mind is blown that Uproxx didn’t shut down for the day over them.
With those and these pics, I’ve had a very busy day.
VA-VA-VOOM
I never understood the love for her, her mouth looks like she should be singing that Fish McBites jingle.
It is true that her face is far from the paradigm of beauty, and her lips would better grace Epinephelus malabaricus, but one must always consider boobs.
I thought we weren’t to speak of that ever again, Pete? Those bites aren’t even real fish! It’s the bits left over from the fish filet that they put in a blender, spice up and fry.
AND NOW THE SONG IS COMING BACK!
That first picture makes her look like that chick from the second season of American Horror Story.
I wasn’t expecting the Disney Channel to use Maxim to promote their new show, but I’m glad they did. I hope the people at Dog with a Blog don’t find out about this.
Hey, they gotta give the father’s a reason to have to watch this show with their kid(s).
Sorry Topanga, Winnie Cooper still wins, followed by Kelly Kapowski
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Beautiful woman, terrible photoshoot. Definitely sounds like Maxim’s MO.
To be honest from a black guy perspective they reason Topanga was the ish back in the day was because she was one of the first THICK white chicks I could remember. Pretty much the same with JLH. When I was in my teens didn’t know they were capable of having bodies. So Topanga always has a spot on the list.
That’s a great point. I like curvier women and there is a reason certain ones stuck out…
Yeh on point lol. Remembered joking around way back when about similar stereotypes. Topanga, Sabrina, Hilary Duff, and Stevie (The Parkers) were my television snow bunnies.
Stevie for damn sure. But I see what you did there. You tried to sneak Hillary Duff in there. We need a vote to see if she is acceptable for the “Hall of Curvacious Pink-Toes”
She looks extremely…gifable…
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I might actually buy this magazine. Weird.
as happy as my younger self is to have topanga on the maxim cover, I’m actually more intrigued by the ins and outs of sex parties featuring 50 cent and steve carell.
Nice
On one hand, I really liked the retro-vibe the shoot had (even though they got the wrong decade, the 90′s weren’t that old.
On the other hand, she still looks great and has a good smile.
On the other imaginary hand that belongs to 13-year-old me, boobies.
I would like to offer the following opinion,,,HHHHNNNNGGGGG