March Mad Men Marketing Madness Mania Month continues with a new round of stills from season six of the AMC series that probably don’t mean anything but won’t stop us from overanalyzing. For instance, in the banner image above, you see the happy Draper/Francis clan, practically dripping with eagerness to have their photo taken.
And then there’s Bobby and Gene Draper. One looks like a Pete Campbell in the making and the other belongs on a tin of Danish cookies. The Americans (and Sally Draper, for that matter) has proved that young kids don’t have to be a total waste of plot on great dramas, so c’mon, it’s about time Bobby D. got some love. How about an episode called “The Ghosts of Bobby Drapers Gone By,” in which the current Bobby Draper is haunted by the 93 former Bobby Drapers Mad Men has discarded like Betty Draper with so many bottles of wine over the years?
Until then, check out the other photos, including an appearance from Trudy Campbell.
Would.
Don and Megan are Michael and Jan in the “Dinner Party” episode of The Office. Fun fact: this photo was taken in Mr. Freeze’s lair from Batman & Robin.
I want to live in Stan’s beard. Also, if we were on Mad Men (I’m speaking for all UPROXX readers), we’d be in the background of this photo, out of focus and picking up a fallen billiard ball while the photographer says, “Cheese.”
Trudy and Pete like to have fun by camouflaging themselves as hideous wallpapers.
Mad Men is going to end with Peggy murdering Joan. Just you wait.
Pete Campbell doing his best Boyd Crowder impression.
Sally learned from the best when it comes to mastering The Bitch Face.
Guessing Betty isn’t the one throwing this party, considering the *whispers* black people in the background.
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Can someone photoshop Cousin It into the banner pic, thanks.
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GodDAMNIT, Joan….holy hell, does Christina Hendricks look great.
no shit, just fantastic.
It’s probably just the dress, but in that last picture it almost makes it look like Megan has a very slight baby bump.
I thought the same..that’d be great for Megan to get all prego- may be harder for Don to throw her around though. Maybe he gets a hernia in the process and realizes how old and fuddy-duddy he really is !!
Agreed. I hope it turns out Lane Price was the father before he killed himself, and season 6 is completely from the baby’s point of view Look Who’s Talking style. The baby should be voiced by Margo Martindale.
/ sorry- kind of got burned out on the show after last season.
I think those are called hips actually.
Sorry, I went bareback just ONE TIME.
You too, Moose? Then maybe Maury was wrong about me…
I want to raise the baby together with Megs; she can still have her career.
oh that Scott Baio looking dude from that one show is on this show now? Good for you Not Scott Baio
If not-Scott Baio scores nearly as much pussy as we’d think a not-Scott baio would score, then he’s not-Scott Baio’ing every girl in Hollywood.
This is sorta like electron cloud theory.
What the hell is up with the colonel sanders-esque bowtie on ginsberg?
Dylan worship, prolly.
BRING BACK FAT BETTY.
I was just about to point that out. Now she’s completely useless again.
We still have Pam Poovey.
Fat Betty is the best.
Good Weight Watchers marketing or GREAT Weight Watchers marketing?
Are Sally’s real life parents Greek oil magnates? So much brow.
Peggy’s such a boss. Can’t wait to see her story this year.
Ditto…she’s been getting better and better. I think at some point she’ll end up being Don’s boss which would be just fantastic.
Do we know what year we’ve lept into? Since the women’s outfits look a lot like my parents’ wedding reception pics, I’d guess ’71 or so.
Should be ’67/’68, based on the two-year jump every season has taken. But this is fashion-forward (or is that Depeche Mode) NYC, so Megan looks right in line.
You can just tell Alison Brie wants to break out the Charleston.
Good lord, what would happen if Joan and Don had a baby?
(formerly) Baby Gene looks demonic.
Jessica Pare’s GIANT hairdo
Bearded Stan looks a lot like CM Punk
The wee baby Draper has a look that says ‘Fuck this. Get me a scotch”. Like father, like son.
Ugh, if these pics are any indication, Pete is going to be worse than EVER. Look at that face! If you can stand it!
Will he ever meet the bruisin for which he is so earnestly cruisin?
Betty looks way better than Megan in these.
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOU….. maybe you have a point.
God damn…why can’t Christina Hendricks ever look as good in real life as she does when she’s playing Joan?! And Megan Pare belongs in the late 60s..she looks so beautiful here.